The Horney Spider

Jerry Reynolds

 

Slowly, he mounts the witch
With a careful romantic pitch
One move wrong, this bitch
His life she will quickly snitch

  • Author: Jerry Reynolds (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 25th, 2024 09:09
  • Category: Erotic
  • Views: 35
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  • Teddy.15

    You betcha lol 🌹

  • Doggerel Dave

    Some things are pretty much inevitable, despite the strategic manouverings........

    • Jerry Reynolds

      Thanks, Dave. Sure seems to be.

    • Neville


      the female of the species is invariably more deadly than the male .. and while I suspect this rule applies to most species ..
      I know for a fact it applies to my own .. 🕷️

      • Jerry Reynolds

        Thanks, Neville. Yes, it does.

      • orchidee

        Good write Jerry.

      • Cheeky Missy

        I must concur with Neville, the male spiders are such tame characters since they are too well-known as madam's dinner. The funniest bit of your charming monorhymed quatrain is the none too subtle irony. Delightfully rendered with excellent poignancy.

      • Dan Williams

        Yes, life is hard for tarantula menfolk. Got to be some life lessons in that. Nice work.

        • Jerry Reynolds

          Thanks, Dan. Black widows as well.

        • Tom Dylan

          This really made me laugh. Very well done. Cheers, Tom.

        • sorenbarrett

          Witches are like that. Would that make her a black widow?

          • Jerry Reynolds

            Thanks, SB. I don't kiss and tell.



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