So here I am sitting once more
in my birthday suit
writing to my loyal readers
today isn't any old birthday though
today is my 50th birthday
I just looked in my bank account
and I have exactly five hundred euros
and that's only until
I've payed for my own cake...
and don't even get me started on the price of the helium balloons
the great John Lennon
never had to put up with this shit
did he.
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Author:
Teddy.15 (
Offline) - Published: October 9th, 2024 11:44
- Comment from author about the poem: Oh yes, I share my birthday with John.
- Category: Humor
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Comments7
Hey Teddy
Happy Birthday lovely I've missed you
I love this uplifting little gem
Left me smiling as always
Hopebyou have a fab day
Smile away now I only have 430,00 I got myself a giant cake lol hello my dear Maxine, it's so truly lovely to see you darling. Thank you. 🌹
Your most welcome.
Enjoy every last bite of that cake lovely.
Hi Teddy…. A belated happy birthday from me too!
Lovely to see you dear talisman, it's still my birthday so thank you so much. 🌹
Funny though. John Lenon sadly did not live upto 50. Great piece.
A great artist, gone far too soon thank you dear Peet, nice to meet you 🌹
welcome back birthday girl....
John would have enjoyed reading this
I am sure.
as much as me x
Awe my dear Melvin, they can't keep a good girl down, lol always a great and honourable pleasure to see you on my page dear friend, thank you for your beautiful wishes. 🌹
A glorious Happy Birthday to you 🌹 and 🎼🎶John Lennon. I share mine with Brenda Lee🎄on December 11. 😁
Thank you dear A.P just keeping it with humor and reality 🤣 big hugs 🤗
Big hugs go a long way. 😁👍
I ma sure you enjoyed the cake Teddy. Many happy returns and may there be many more to come.
John Lennon would have been 84.
Andy
Yes, I see that, seems like yesterday he was 70, time flies, thank you for the very kind wishes dear Andy. 🌹
Well happy birthday and no John had Yoko Ono to figure out the finance. A most fun read my friend
LoL darn it, I knew there must have been something missing! 🤣
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