John and I

Teddy.15

 
So here I am sitting once more 
in my birthday suit
writing to my loyal readers 
today isn't any old birthday though 
today is my 50th birthday 
I just looked in my bank account 
and I have exactly five hundred euros 
and that's only until 
I've payed for my own cake...
and don't even get me started on the price of the helium balloons 
 
the great John Lennon 
never had to put up with this shit
did he.
  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 9th, 2024 11:44
  • Comment from author about the poem: Oh yes, I share my birthday with John.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 39
  • Users favorite of this poem: Thomas W Case, aDarkerMind, Qurrathul Ain
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  • MaxSmith

    Hey Teddy

    Happy Birthday lovely I've missed you

    I love this uplifting little gem

    Left me smiling as always

    Hopebyou have a fab day

    • Teddy.15

      Smile away now I only have 430,00 I got myself a giant cake lol hello my dear Maxine, it's so truly lovely to see you darling. Thank you. 🌹

      • MaxSmith

        Your most welcome.

        Enjoy every last bite of that cake lovely.

      • tallisman

        Hi Teddy…. A belated happy birthday from me too!

        • Teddy.15

          Lovely to see you dear talisman, it's still my birthday so thank you so much. 🌹

        • peet

          Funny though. John Lenon sadly did not live upto 50. Great piece.

          • Teddy.15

            A great artist, gone far too soon thank you dear Peet, nice to meet you 🌹

          • aDarkerMind

            welcome back birthday girl....
            John would have enjoyed reading this
            I am sure.
            as much as me x

            • Teddy.15

              Awe my dear Melvin, they can't keep a good girl down, lol always a great and honourable pleasure to see you on my page dear friend, thank you for your beautiful wishes. 🌹

            • Goldfinch60

              I ma sure you enjoyed the cake Teddy. Many happy returns and may there be many more to come.

              John Lennon would have been 84.

              Andy

              • Teddy.15

                Yes, I see that, seems like yesterday he was 70, time flies, thank you for the very kind wishes dear Andy. 🌹

              • sorenbarrett

                Well happy birthday and no John had Yoko Ono to figure out the finance. A most fun read my friend

                • Teddy.15

                  LoL darn it, I knew there must have been something missing! 🤣



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