~> Never Trust A Stoned Squirrel! ( Limericks )

Thad Wilk

In my tree lived a squirrel named Lee.

Everyday we'd get high him and me.

One day he stole my stash,

then Lee swiped all my cash?

The little rodent got too greedy!

~^~

Doing that pissed me off a whole bunch.

What I'd do I had a good hunch.

So; payback I would get,

doing that he'd regret.

I called a truce, then ate him for lunch~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 15th, 2024 08:32
  • Comment from author about the poem: Double Limericks! Yes Lee was yummy.
  • Category: Reflection
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  • sorenbarrett

    Always loved limericks and this is a good one. I think I would have had him for lunch but served him to someone else. Don't like the idea of eating furry tailed rats

  • Abdullah123

    I genuinely laughed at the endig. Amazing



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