~> Never Trust A Stoned Squirrel! ( Limericks )

Thad Wilk

In my tree lived a squirrel named Lee.

Everyday we'd get high him and me.

One day he stole my stash,

then Lee swiped all my cash?

The little rodent got too greedy!

~^~

Doing that pissed me off a whole bunch.

What I'd do I had a good hunch.

So; payback I would get,

doing that he'd regret.

I called a truce, then ate him for lunch~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 15th, 2024 08:32
  • Comment from author about the poem: Double Limericks! Yes Lee was yummy.
  • Category: Reflection
  • Views: 31
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  • sorenbarrett

    Always loved limericks and this is a good one. I think I would have had him for lunch but served him to someone else. Don't like the idea of eating furry tailed rats

    • Thad Wilk

      Hii Soren!! 👋 🐿️
      Thank you 👍
      Glad I could bring
      you a chuckle! 😂
      I don't eat squirrels
      as a rule, 🤢
      Best regards peace ✌️ Thad

    • Abdullah123

      I genuinely laughed at the endig. Amazing

      • Thad Wilk

        Hi Abdullah!! 👋 🍵
        Thank you
        for visiting!
        Happy you enjoyed!! 🐿️
        Best regards ✌️ Thad

      • Tony36

        Excellent write Thad, best regards

        • Thad Wilk

          Hey Tony! 👋 🐿️
          Thanks my friend! 😊
          Best regards ✌️ Thad

        • Doggerel Dave

          G’day, Thad
          As a vegetarian I can’t find that much to say,
          But if the dope was quality I might see it your way.

          Still, perhaps he died happy….

          • Thad Wilk

            Howdy Dave 👋 🐶
            Great rhymin\'
            commento!! 👍
            YES, he did die
            happy bro!! 🥳 🐿️
            And he did taste
            very yummy 😋
            too ya know! 😉
            Best regards ✌️ Thad

          • Mutley Ravishes

            My friend saw a cat eating a squirrel`s guts under a tree once upon a time. Well, another face of Mother Nature`s!

            • Thad Wilk

              Howdy Mutley!! 👋 🤠 🐿️
              Thanks for
              stoppin' by guy!! 👍
              Great hearin' from ya!!
              Best regards ✌️ Thad

            • Goldfinch60

              Two good limericks Thad.

              Andy

            • Neville



              I only eat meat if or when it is offered me .. I would not turn my nose up at squirrel unless it was served up a tree .. can't beat a good limerick can ya .. and this was a bloomin good un, or uns depending on how you look at it .. Neville



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