Alas, for depression a remedy!
A single blue pill it can make your day.
Trust me, pop just one and you shall feel free.
And it will take all those dark clouds away!
``
Worry not that your boss AND job both suck
and your world seems to be falling apart.
With Fukitol you shan't e'er give a fuck.
Quickly your body will get a jump start.
``
Don't feel stressed if life gives you a 'low blow'.
I pray, believe all that I say is true.
For Fukitol's the only way to go.
All at once your world will become brand new.
``
Oh, and how great your 'sex life' will now feel.
Yes I swear, Fukitol is the real deal~
~*~*~*~*~*~The End*~*~*~*~*~*~
- Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) ( Offline)
- Published: October 29th, 2024 09:36
- Comment from author about the poem: I personally have neva tried it! YET
- Category: Humor
- Views: 25
Comments6
I'm sure I been taking the wrong pill each day - a blue one. They were red and yellow, the last lot I took. A repeat prescription must have got mixed up. Doh! (heehee).
Howdy Orchidee!! πΉπΉπ
Thank you!! π
Yeah you don't wanna
take those yellow and red! π
Best stick with only
the blue π΅ instead!! ,π€£
Best regards βοΈ peace Thad
Sounds familiar. Think I tried it but built up an immunity. For the hard core try Strap on next best to the real thing.
Howdy Soren!! π π€
Yeah I guess you
can build up an immunity! π’
But instead of one Fukitol
I always take three! ,π€£
Best regards βοΈ peace Thad
Make sure you don't get it mixed up with Viagra lol π€£
Hii ya Teddy!! π§Έ π
Omg, π³
Gawd forbid if that
ever happens to me! π±
Thanks for the warning
I'll double check now βοΈ βοΈ
regularly!! π€£π€£
Best wishes!! π π€ πΉ Thad
βMorning Thad.
Taking it or plugging this donβt matter:
Tried the pill when you first suggested it.
Now I think Iβm quite possibly better,
Because now I donβt give a fuck one bitβ¦.
Been there, done that got theβ¦. attitude. π
Haha! By the way Thad, there is a much better βpillβ than Fukitol.β
Hii ya Mutley!! π π€
Thank you for your
comment and the info!! π
There's a much better pill,
that's cool to know! π
Great a hearing from
ya today bro!βββ
Best regards βοΈ peace βοΈ Thad
I never need that pill Thad as my life is wonderful all the time.
Andy
Hii ya Andy!! π π΅
Thank you, π
glad to hear that! π
So nice that you
have a wonderful life!!ππ―π
Best wishes π Peace βοΈ Thad
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