~> Fukitol Is The Real Deal! - Shakespearean Sonnet -

Thad Wilk

Alas, for depression a remedy!

A single blue pill it can make your day.

Trust me, pop just one and you shall feel free.

And it will take all those dark clouds away!

``

Worry not that your boss AND job both suck

and your world seems to be falling apart.

With Fukitol you shan't e'er give a fuck.

Quickly your body will get a jump start.

``

Don't feel stressed if life gives you a 'low blow'.

I pray, believe all that I say is true.

For Fukitol's the only way to go.

All at once your world will become brand new.

``

Oh, and how great your 'sex life' will now feel.

Yes I swear, Fukitol is the real deal~

 

      ~*~*~*~*~*~The End*~*~*~*~*~*~

 

  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 29th, 2024 09:36
  • Comment from author about the poem: I personally have neva tried it! YET
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 25
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  • orchidee

    I'm sure I been taking the wrong pill each day - a blue one. They were red and yellow, the last lot I took. A repeat prescription must have got mixed up. Doh! (heehee).

    • Thad Wilk

      Howdy Orchidee!! πŸΉπŸΉπŸ‘‹
      Thank you!! πŸ‘
      Yeah you don't wanna
      take those yellow and red! πŸ˜ƒ
      Best stick with only
      the blue πŸ”΅ instead!! ,🀣
      Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

    • sorenbarrett

      Sounds familiar. Think I tried it but built up an immunity. For the hard core try Strap on next best to the real thing.

      • Thad Wilk

        Howdy Soren!! πŸ‘‹ 🀠
        Yeah I guess you
        can build up an immunity! 😒
        But instead of one Fukitol
        I always take three! ,🀣
        Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

      • Teddy.15

        Make sure you don't get it mixed up with Viagra lol 🀣

        • Thad Wilk

          Hii ya Teddy!! 🧸 πŸ‘‹
          Omg, 😳
          Gawd forbid if that
          ever happens to me! 😱
          Thanks for the warning
          I'll double check now βœ”οΈ βœ”οΈ
          regularly!! 🀣🀣
          Best wishes!! πŸ€ πŸ€— 🌹 Thad

        • Doggerel Dave

          β€˜Morning Thad.
          Taking it or plugging this don’t matter:
          Tried the pill when you first suggested it.
          Now I think I’m quite possibly better,
          Because now I don’t give a fuck one bit….

          Been there, done that got the…. attitude. πŸ™ƒ

        • Mutley Ravishes

          Haha! By the way Thad, there is a much better β€œpill” than Fukitol.”

          • Thad Wilk

            Hii ya Mutley!! πŸ‘‹ 🀠
            Thank you for your
            comment and the info!! πŸ˜€
            There's a much better pill,
            that's cool to know! 😎
            Great a hearing from
            ya today bro!⭐⭐⭐
            Best regards ✌️ peace ✌️ Thad

          • Goldfinch60

            I never need that pill Thad as my life is wonderful all the time.

            Andy

            • Thad Wilk

              Hii ya Andy!! πŸ‘‹ 🍡
              Thank you, πŸ‘
              glad to hear that! πŸ™‚
              So nice that you
              have a wonderful life!!πŸ‘πŸ’―πŸ˜‰
              Best wishes πŸ€ Peace ✌️ Thad



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