Alas, for depression a remedy!
A single blue pill it can make your day.
Trust me, pop just one and you shall feel free.
And it will take all those dark clouds away!
``
Worry not that your boss AND job both suck
and your world seems to be falling apart.
With Fukitol you shan't e'er give a fuck.
Quickly your body will get a jump start.
``
Don't feel stressed if life gives you a 'low blow'.
I pray, believe all that I say is true.
For Fukitol's the only way to go.
All at once your world will become brand new.
``
Oh, and how great your 'sex life' will now feel.
Yes I swear, Fukitol is the real deal~
~*~*~*~*~*~The End*~*~*~*~*~*~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: October 29th, 2024 09:36
- Comment from author about the poem: I personally have neva tried it! YET
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
I'm sure I been taking the wrong pill each day - a blue one. They were red and yellow, the last lot I took. A repeat prescription must have got mixed up. Doh! (heehee).
Howdy Orchidee!! 🐹🐹👋
Thank you!! 👍
Yeah you don't wanna
take those yellow and red! 😃
Best stick with only
the blue 🔵 instead!! ,🤣
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Sounds familiar. Think I tried it but built up an immunity. For the hard core try Strap on next best to the real thing.
Howdy Soren!! 👋 🤠
Yeah I guess you
can build up an immunity! 😢
But instead of one Fukitol
I always take three! ,🤣
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Make sure you don't get it mixed up with Viagra lol 🤣
Hii ya Teddy!! 🧸 👋
Omg, 😳
Gawd forbid if that
ever happens to me! 😱
Thanks for the warning
I'll double check now ✔️ ✔️
regularly!! 🤣🤣
Best wishes!! 🍀 🤗 🌹 Thad
‘Morning Thad.
Taking it or plugging this don’t matter:
Tried the pill when you first suggested it.
Now I think I’m quite possibly better,
Because now I don’t give a fuck one bit….
Been there, done that got the…. attitude. 🙃
Haha! By the way Thad, there is a much better “pill” than Fukitol.”
Hii ya Mutley!! 👋 🤠
Thank you for your
comment and the info!! 😀
There's a much better pill,
that's cool to know! 😎
Great a hearing from
ya today bro!⭐⭐⭐
Best regards ✌️ peace ✌️ Thad
I never need that pill Thad as my life is wonderful all the time.
Andy
Hii ya Andy!! 👋 🍵
Thank you, 👍
glad to hear that! 🙂
So nice that you
have a wonderful life!!👏💯😉
Best wishes 🍀 Peace ✌️ Thad
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