~> Fuckitol Is The Real Deal! - Shakespearean Sonnet -

Thad Wilk

Alas, for depression a remedy!

A single blue pill it can make your day.

Trust me, pop just one and you shall feel free.

And it will take all those dark clouds away!

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Worry not that your boss AND job both suck

and your world seems to be falling apart.

With Fuckitol you shan't e'er give a fuck.

Quickly your body will get a jump start.

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Don't feel stressed if life gives you a 'low blow'.

I pray, believe all that I say is true.

For Fuckitol's the only way to go.

All at once your world will become brand new.

``

Oh, and how great your 'sex life' will now feel.

Yes I swear, Fuckitol is the real deal~

 

      ~*~*~*~*~*~The End*~*~*~*~*~*~

 

  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 29th, 2024 09:36
  • Comment from author about the poem: I personally have neva tried it! YET
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 1
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