Horrors!

orchidee

It's not a bird or a plane

It's not Superman - nor Superwoman - either

It's KP on her broomstick

Going at 200mph!

 

I will feed her those things

Little boys are supposed to be made of

Slugs and snails and puppy dog's tails

And a broth of wing of bat and eye of newt

Or is it eye of bat and wing of newt?!

 

She needs no make-up nor witchy mask

It would only improve her appearance

Though you might take ages to recover

If you saw her natural face - heehee

 

You'll recognise her tonight

How? You may ask

She'll be that rather trout-faced botox woman

Cackling as she flies.....

Of course she only does it for publicity

She'll be in 7,463 newspapers the next day

And in 8,452 magazines

And on 6,847 TV channels round the world

 

She'll have a banner with her - her motto - 

'Me, me, me first, ever and always!'

LOL.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 31st, 2024 12:16
  • Comment from author about the poem: Doh! There's no 'Horror' category to select! lol.
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 27
  • Users favorite of this poem: GenXer Shamrocker ☘️
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  • sorenbarrett

    It is Halloween so I'll give you that one Orchi but even after tonight you'll still have more reads than she has views.

    • orchidee

      Thanks SB. Hope so. lol.

    • Thad Wilk

      Happy Halloween Orchidee!! 🐹🐹
      πŸ‘»πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ί
      What a geat poem a real hoot!!! πŸ‘Ή
      I think it's (wing of bat πŸ¦‡
      and eye of newt ) πŸ‘οΈ
      Best regards ✌️ Thad

      • orchidee

        Thanks N. Ain't seen any newts with wings!

      • Goldfinch60

        I did not go out last night Orchi in case I saw her. LOL

        Andy

        • orchidee

          Thanks Gold. lol.

        • GenXer Shamrocker ☘️

          Poor KP lol πŸ˜‚

          • orchidee

            Thanks GS. heehee.

          • GenXer Shamrocker ☘️

          • Neville



            I bet there was a time when she swept you off your paws ..

            • orchidee

              Thanks N. Yes lol.

            • Thomas W Case

              Fantastic work. Funny stuff.

              • orchidee

                Thanks T.



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