It's not a bird or a plane
It's not Superman - nor Superwoman - either
It's KP on her broomstick
Going at 200mph!
I will feed her those things
Little boys are supposed to be made of
Slugs and snails and puppy dog's tails
And a broth of wing of bat and eye of newt
Or is it eye of bat and wing of newt?!
She needs no make-up nor witchy mask
It would only improve her appearance
Though you might take ages to recover
If you saw her natural face - heehee
You'll recognise her tonight
How? You may ask
She'll be that rather trout-faced botox woman
Cackling as she flies.....
Of course she only does it for publicity
She'll be in 7,463 newspapers the next day
And in 8,452 magazines
And on 6,847 TV channels round the world
She'll have a banner with her - her motto -
'Me, me, me first, ever and always!'
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Doh! There's no 'Horror' category to select! lol.
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It is Halloween so I'll give you that one Orchi but even after tonight you'll still have more reads than she has views.
Thanks SB. Hope so. lol.
Happy Halloween Orchidee!! 🐹🐹
👻👿👺
What a geat poem a real hoot!!! 👹
I think it's (wing of bat 🦇
and eye of newt ) 👁️
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Thanks N. Ain't seen any newts with wings!
I did not go out last night Orchi in case I saw her. LOL
Andy
Thanks Gold. lol.
Poor KP lol 😂
Thanks GS. heehee.
I bet there was a time when she swept you off your paws ..
Thanks N. Yes lol.
Fantastic work. Funny stuff.
Thanks T.
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