~> I'M AN ANTEATER!

Thad Wilk

I'm an anteater I never rest,

I'm always lookin' fer the biggest nest!

Day and night that's right.

These little critters are on my mind,

they're all I ever crave to find.

~*~

I dig and dig and SUCK them out,

through my long, toothless, tube-like snout!

Ants are sublime, taste so divine

and make for an awesome snack.

That's why, this cool guy keeps a comin' back!

~*~

When ya see me a snackin,' better git crackin'.

I'll make this perfectly clear!

I don't share, I don't need you here!

I'm not the friendliest 'greeter' it's true;

So FUCK all a you, I'M AN ANTEATER~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 7th, 2024 10:57
  • Comment from author about the poem: A bit of "informative" adult ANTEATER humor... An anteater's true, point of view...
  • Category: Nature
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  • sorenbarrett

    A fun read better an ant eater than an aunt eater.

    • Thad Wilk

      Howdy Soren!! 👋 🤠
      Thank you! ☺️
      Better an anteater than
      an Aunt-eater ,that's true!! 😳
      Y'all have a great day!!
      Best regards ✌️. Thad


    • orchidee

      Why that anteater got an 'attitude'? lol.

      • Thad Wilk

        Howdy Orchidee!!🐹🐹👋
        Yup, he got an attitude I agree! 👍
        He likes eating alone obviously!🤣
        Thanks for stoppin' by!!
        Best regards ✌️ Thad

      • Doggerel Dave

        Got the message, Thad:
        “I’m an anteater – that’s ‘cos I eat ants;
        I’ll fix you if you’ve got ‘em in your pants.”
        I can’t settle until I’ve done my daily rants,
        So help not needed here – but many thanks.

        • Thad Wilk

          Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐶 🐕
          Thank bro I like your rants! 👍
          Here in Texas we have (🔥 fire ants )
          Don't wanna get any of
          those dudes in your pants. 👖 🩳 🐜 🐜 🐜
          Y'all have a great day!! 😊
          Best regards ✌️ Thad

          • Doggerel Dave

            In the last several years they've found fire ants in Queensland, up North. Program of eradication - don't think they are winning....

          • Dan Williams

            cleverness bonus applies here. Nice break from my usual depression. Thanks.

          • Goldfinch60

            Eat away then Thad.

            Andy

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            I think this will herein be my mantra: "So fuck all a you, I AM AN ANTEATER". Rings even cooler than "I am Spartacus!" LOL! All humor aside, wonderful write and certainly a fun read!

          • anita.brooke

            Such a funny poem, I love it!! Looking forward to reading more of your poems ...



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