~^ No More L-S-D For Me!

Thad Wilk

Why did I take 3 hits of L-S-D?

Just minutes ago I felt so placid.

Now there's foot long hornets, flying at me.

This is the worst trip I've had on Acid.

``

I'm trying to come down, it's best to sleep.

Just take a nap that's what my dealer said.

But every time that I try to count sheep;

HUGE spiders are jumping the fence instead?

``

I'm freaking out, my mind is all ziggy

and "flashbacks" I'm getting THEM once a week!

All my cronies say I look like 'Twiggy'.

Kids won't find me, when we play Hide and Seek? 

``

The bugs are crawling on that windowsill.

I'm gonna quit drugs, I promise I will~ 

 

        ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~

  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 12th, 2024 09:30
  • Comment from author about the poem: A Sonnet, and YES! Sonnet's can be funny, cuz I said so!
  • Category: Reflection
  • Views: 25
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  • orchidee

    Good write Twiggy, erm, Thad! This joke's wearing a bit thin, me calling ya other names. lol.

    • Thad Wilk

      Howdy Orchidee!! 🐹🐹 🍺
      Thank you for
      your unique commento bro!!😳😊
      Y\'all have to e a grrrrr8 Tuesday!
      Breast regards, I mean \'best\' regards!
      ✌️ Peace. Thad

    • sorenbarrett

      Funny indeed and one I enjoyed reading. Keep it up

      • Thad Wilk

        Howdy Soren!! 👋 🍺
        Thank you my friend!! 👍
        Keep a smiling!!🤣🤣
        Best regards ✌️ Thad

      • Tony36

        Excellent write Thad

        • Thad Wilk

          Hii ya Tony!! 👋 🍺
          Thank you for
          your excellent
          commento bro!! 👍
          Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad

          • Tony36

            You're welcome Thad, best regards

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            This made me laugh...hard! And yes, sonnets can be what the hell ever you want them to be. The LSD says so! 🤣 Well done, my friend! 🌹👏 Bravo!

            • Thad Wilk

              Hey Tristan!! 👋 🤠
              Thank you for a stopping by!!
              Happy you enjoyed my friend!! 😄
              🕸️ 🕷️ 🕸️ 🕷️
              Y'all have a great Tuesday!!
              Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

              • Tristan Robert Lange

                Hi Thad! You're welcome! Hope you and yours' Tuesday was great too!

              • Doggerel Dave

                ‘Came down fast enough to write a sonnet;
                Or was it written by the White Rabbit?

                Great fun Thad, but nice to be sober occasionally, ain't it?

                • Thad Wilk

                  Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐶 🐕
                  Thank you sir, yesiree!
                  It's nice to be sober occasionally!! 😜
                  Grrrr8 hearing frum ya!! 🍺
                  Best regards ✌️ Thad

                • Goldfinch60

                  Good fun sonnet Thad. In my long life I have never knowingly been aware of any drugs except alcohol and cigarettes.

                  Andy

                  • Thad Wilk

                    Howdy Andy!! 👋 🍺
                    Thank you for your
                    cool 😎 comment!! 👍
                    Yeah I don't drink anymore.. 😔
                    Or any less! 🤣
                    Great a hearing from ya!!
                    Best regards ✌️ Thad



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