Three Wishes

Bobby O

OK, so her husband has a younger wife she’s 21 he’s 30 and he is teaching her how to drive. One corner she hits the gas instead of the brake and jumps the curb and runs right through into a really fancy fence and knocked down a marble statue. They go to the front door, It was open and they see a gentleman sitting inside on the couch. They apologize and ask if they could cover the damages without him calling insurance or the police . He said you are in luck. I’m not the owner of this house I am a genie and I have three wishes to grant today, I’m going to give one to you points to her husband And one to you, any points to the wife. Then he says I am going to keep the last wish for myself. Points to the man , What is your wish ?guy says I’d like $1 million a year for the rest of my life. The genie says
It shall be done. He points to the wife what is your wish? She says I’d like a mansion in every country on earth , He says it shall be Done .The couple are curious and are wondering what the genie is going to wish for himself. He says well I’m a little shy about this, but I’ve been in that bottle for 1000 years and when you hit that fence and knocked over the statue, it rattled the house and the bottle fell over and I escaped . And for over 1000 years all I’ve been thinking about is beautiful women. if it’s possible to have an hour with your beautiful wife upstairs it would be my greatest wish. The couple gets together , whispers to each other and decided it’s really kind of reasonable , 1 million a year and we’re getting it all these houses. so she says I’ll do it. After they’re done and she takes care of the genie really good, he asked her how old are you? She says I am 21 and he says “so you still believe in genies?”

  • Author: Bobby O (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 12th, 2024 21:27
  • Comment from author about the poem: Stay on guard
  • Category: Humor
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  • sorenbarrett

    Now that’s the stuff that comedy is made of. A very entertaining story with a more entertaining ending.

    • Bobby O

      I get in silly moods once in awhile

    • arqios

      What a superb twist that turns the whole story on its proverbial heels!

      • Bobby O

        You are very cool



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