Fido speaks again

orchidee

Now Fido's OK, if ya humour him

A talking, reading dog

But don't ya forget that 18+ box

If poems should be so marked

Or he'll go mad

 

He won't bite ya

But he'll bark fiercely at ya!

He'll sit by the fireside

In his carpet slippers and dressing gown

Of an evening, checking them poems

 

He has a pipe - just for comfort

But he don't have any baccy in it

And he don't smoke either

 

He sleeps on my bed

Sleeps in it, in fact

He barks at me if I try to turf him out

I have to sleep in his dog basket. Doh!

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 15th, 2024 09:28
  • Comment from author about the poem: A true write?! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 32
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Comments7

  • sorenbarrett

    Fido is on the watch and don't mess with Fido. Very Nice Orchi

    • orchidee

      Thanks SB. lol.

    • Tony36

      Great write

      • orchidee

        Thanks Tony.

        • Tony36

          You're welcome

        • Tristan Robert Lange

          Fido is on the prowl, beware trespassers! LOL! Loved this my friend! Great write...made me laugh! 👏🌹

        • Thomas W Case

          Good stuff.

          • orchidee

            Thanks Thomas.

          • Doggerel Dave

            Definitely a dog's life, orchi.

            • orchidee

              Thanks Dave.

            • Goldfinch60

              Good fun write Orchi.

              • orchidee

                Thanks Gold.

              • Neville



                I am glad you have found your sense of humour Orchidee .. but then I have always liked it when you let yourself go and digress .. Neville

                • orchidee

                  Thanks N.



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