KP, she say....

orchidee

Not many hymn-poems lately

So I will write more fantasy 'rubbish!' (lol)

Confucius, he say...

KP, she say.... what does she say?

 

'Lend us - or give us - more money for botox, dear'

I reply - 'You're looking more trout-like each day, dear'

I feed her Fido's bones at meal times

Fido has her dinners!

 

I have to be horrible to her sometimes, you see

To take her down a peg or three

But it don't do any good

She says - 'I'm off for a photo shoot again

The 7,483rd one this year so far'

 

I can't keep up with her antics

But in her infinite wisdom, she says, as her motto:

'Me, me, and me always, now and for ever!'

 

She's a fount, a well-spring of wisdom

With anything to do with botox

Just consult her - she's an expert on it!

Heehee

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 21st, 2024 03:51
  • Comment from author about the poem: Soem mad musings.
  • Category: Humor
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  • sorenbarrett

    Tell her that too much thought about Botox swells the head. A fun read. Orchi

    • orchidee

      Thanks SB. lol.

    • Neville



      Too much information from a wrinkly old rodent sir ..

      • orchidee

        Thanks N. lol.

      • Cassie58

        You sure know how to stay in favour with your woman do you not? 🙂Go on surprise her. Shock her even with a bunch of flowers. Then she will worry that you’re up to no good:) Fun write.

        • orchidee

          Thanks Cassie. I won't be as hostile as a tale I read. A said 'Hello' to B. Then B said 'What do you mean hello? What you after?' And punched A on the nose. B is a charming friend to have. lol.

        • arqios

          So much hilarity in place of hymns!

          • orchidee

            Thanks A.

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            Does her face droop after she flies? Just curious me wondering! Lol! Hilarious, my friend! Loved it!

            • orchidee

              Yes lol. Thanks T.

              • Tristan Robert Lange

                LOL! I knew it. Damn that botox! LOL! 😂

                • orchidee

                  She'll go all saggy in later years - and look even more ghastly! lol.

                  • Tristan Robert Lange

                    🤣😂🤪

                  • Jerry Reynolds

                    Cute rat much-a do.

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks J.

                    • Doggerel Dave

                      Thanks orchi.

                    • Dan Williams

                      So, how did you know my second wife?

                      • orchidee

                        Oh lol, thanks D.

                      • Goldfinch60

                        Fun write Orchi.

                        • orchidee

                          Thanks Gold.

                        • Thomas W Case

                          Fun stuff. Excellent.

                          • orchidee

                            Thanks T.



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