Ohhhh ranting!

orchidee

Oohhh, it's time for a rant

But don't decode this or translate it! lol

 

Ooohhhh FFFFFFFFFFFF and F

And furthermore FFFFFFFFFFFFFF and even F

And then *&^%$£(!!!!!(*&

And also ()*&^%$£%()

And even *&^%~~{}^$£"))!!

 

I've gone acronym mad

With the BBC and ITV and Radio 4

And TMI and M&S!

Aldo CRND, BKRM, VFOJ

(I dunno what they mean)

 

It's waste of a poem, I know

But  - XXXXXXXXXX and X

And - ZZZZZZZZZZ and Z

Even IRHDKFPEGOFRPQ

Could be a bit of algebra there

And all that rubbish!

 

I dunno what I'm on about here

Nothing new there then, you reply!

Are ya ears burning?

I'll mark it 18+ (heehee).

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 26th, 2024 08:44
  • Comment from author about the poem: Not for sensitive ears! lol.
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • orchidee

    It's KP. She made me snap, cross the border to insanity! lol.

  • Tristan Robert Lange

    That KP, I tell you Orchi! She’s really causing a rant now! Not a single actual curse word yet you raise this up to an 18+ just because of the sheer velocity of the rant itself! Well, and of course, the interpreter’s mind would have to decode! LOL! All jokes aside, a good rant is very much worth the read! Thank KP for me! Well done friend! I am terrible at math, yet do fractions well in poetic meter (go figure), but I got the algebra! Hehe! 😜🌹👏

    • orchidee

      Thanks T. Erm, it's 18+ if one translates it. lol.

      • Tristan Robert Lange

        Oh, no doubt! Lol! You’re welcome!

      • Thad Wilk

        Definitely not
        for sensitive ears!! 👂👂😳
        The most weirdest
        rant I've heard in years!😵‍💫😵😱
        Thanks fur sharing!! 👍
        Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

        • orchidee

          Thanks T. lol. It may as well be in double Dutch, for all the sense it makes.

        • Thomas W Case

          Lol. Great stuff. Did you get caught in a rat trap? lol

          • orchidee

            Thanks T. lol.

          • Cassie58

            There’s alot of F’s about Orchi. I covered my ears lol. No swearing . All those ZZZZZZ’s are sending me to sleep.

            • orchidee

              Thanks Cassie. lol.

            • Goldfinch60

              I've blocked my eyes and ears for this Orchi.

              Andy

              • orchidee

                Thanks Gold. lol.

              • Neville



                I'm quite partial to the occasional mnemonic if the truth were known ..

                • orchidee

                  Thanks N. What we must know is - why is it a silent 'm' at the start? And a silent 'P' in 'Psalms'?
                  Can you beat a mnemonic like you can beat an egg? A mad digression there.



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