Now I gotta write AGAIN, ye another poem on the theme.....
It's written by us piggies in Orchi's pic
We are GUINEA PIGS (cavies) for the millionth time of telling ya
We are not rats, hamsters, mice, or rabbits
Nor are we them jerboa, chinchilla, or meerkat thingys
Nor elephants, daffodils, or pork pies (?!)
We've added some random things in there
Cos -Don't ya know us, who we are?!
Ever heard an elephant squeak?
Or seen a pork pie eat grass?
Or a daffodil eat hay?
Then again, if we are giant hamsters
Be afraid, very afraid
Cos we've mutated
And we're in a film:
'Invasion of the Giant Hamsters!'
You'll know we're piggies
If ya go to a pet shop
If our owner is working in the shop he'll sell ya, for example
A giraffe if you want a mouse
A bear if you want a cat
Or a tiger if you want a dog
If you want guinea pigs
Just ask for hamsters! lol.
- Author: orchidee ( Offline)
- Published: November 28th, 2024 03:38
- Comment from author about the poem: Guinea pigs have written a poem today!
- Category: Humor
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Comments7
Very nice whatever they are. I’m sure they’ll have a good day. Hope you have one as well.
Thanks SB.
I read they were good eating
Thanks 2. Argghh, not eating!
I know they make great pets, my mate Adam hadem
This little piggie stayed at home. It’s angels were on annual leave.
Thanks A.
Who gave 'em that name (whichever one it ended up being) anyway? You sure they knew what they were doing?
Various people may need to go to Specsavers!
That would possibly be good for starters..... doesn't identify who gave 'em the name in the first place...
They are 'cavies' really - singular: cavy. I dunno the origin of the name. Maybe people in Guinea - where they first were seen? - thought they looked like pigs.
So you live in a cave, do yer? Explains a lot.
Will we be blessed with more writing from your Guinea pigs Orchi, or is this a special one day treat 😂. Have a good day yourself.
Thanks Cassie. There might be episodes of 'Invasion of the Giant Hamsters'. lol
I was wondering when we might here a verse or two from them! I need wonder no longer! 😂 well done Orchi!
Thanks T. lol. They are utterly worn out telling people they are not mice, hamsters, etc!
LOL! I can only imagine! LOL! You're welcome! ❤️
Do they taste good Orchi. LOL
Andy
Argh! lol. Thanks Gold.
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