Ne'er dare'st thee enter 'pon these curbs of stone.
Mine name's Brutus an' I do mine'st job well.
Just keep walking or thine balls I shalt own.
Crooks beware if thy ring'eth our bell!
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To trespass here 'twould be a BIG mistake.
Don't come stalking or lurking 'round my door.
Ignore this bark thine last breath I shall take.
'Thine ass 'twill be grass, my fangs the lawnmower!
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Harken ye pot-heads and junkies begone!
Looking for an easy score don't come here.
I sniff thine losers out from dusk till dawn.
Thine body AND bones I'll make disappear!
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I am Brutus do test me if thee dare;
believ'eth me, I am thine worst nightmare! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A Shakespearean Sonnet.. Yes, Sonnets can be funny, cuz I say'eth so!!
- Category: Humor
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Love this and, as for Brutus, noted! LOL! I pray you have a Happy Thanksgiving, friend Well done on the sonnet! 🌹👏
Howdy Tristan!! 👋 🤠
Thank you my friend!! 🙂
Glad you enjoyed my Sonnet!
Happy Thanksgiving back at ya!! 🦃
Y'all have a wonderful day!!
Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad
☺️
He don’t look too friendly does your Brutus. Look at those fangs puncturing that pretty pink ball. You got yerself a good deterrent there Thad. No one’s gonna go anywhere near your place. Your sonnet is full of humour but I have to say, your dog looks mean 😀. Real mean. Happy Thanksgiving poet
Hii Cassie!! 👋 🌺
Thank you poetess!! 🤠
Brutus 🐕 thanks you too!! 😆
Happy Thanksgiving to you
and yours!! 🦃 🍽️ 🥂🍾
Best wishes 🍀🤗🌹🐦 Thad
Hey Ho Thad,
Brutus, it sounds like he could get upset.
Is that wot Thanksgiving is all about?
Avoided the bugger and did without.
So tucked in and enjoyed the day? You bet.
Difficult to get the full favour of him in four short lines – which is a relief really.
Howdy Dave! 👋 🐶 🐕
Thank you!! 👍
Yeah I'm tucked in
and enjoyed the day!! 🦃 🍽️
By the way, Brutus said hey!! 👋
Grrrr8 a hearin' from ya!!
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Another bugger with chompers like you wouldn't believe. You got shares in a dental practice?
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy." LOL
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 👋 🤠
Thank'eth thee for
stopping by guy!! 👍
By the way my dog says HI! 😄 🐶
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
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