~> So Saith Brutus! - Shakespearean Sonnet -

Thad Wilk

Ne'er dare'st thee enter 'pon these curbs of stone.

Mine name's Brutus an' I do mine'st job well.

Just keep walking or thine balls I shalt own.

Crooks beware if thy ring'eth our bell!

``

To trespass here 'twould be a BIG mistake.

Don't come stalking or lurking 'round my door.

Ignore this bark thine last breath I shall take.

'Thine ass 'twill be grass, my fangs the lawnmower!

``

Harken ye pot-heads and junkies begone! 

Looking for an easy score don't come here.

I sniff thine losers out from dusk till dawn.

Thine body AND bones I'll make disappear!

``

I am Brutus do test me if thee dare; 

believ'eth me, I am thine worst nightmare! ~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 28th, 2024 10:41
  • Comment from author about the poem: A Shakespearean Sonnet.. Yes, Sonnets can be funny, cuz I say'eth so!!
  • Category: Humor
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  • Tristan Robert Lange

    Love this and, as for Brutus, noted! LOL! I pray you have a Happy Thanksgiving, friend Well done on the sonnet! πŸŒΉπŸ‘

    • Thad Wilk

      Howdy Tristan!! πŸ‘‹ 🀠
      Thank you my friend!! πŸ™‚
      Glad you enjoyed my Sonnet!
      Happy Thanksgiving back at ya!! πŸ¦ƒ
      Y'all have a wonderful day!!
      Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad

      • Tristan Robert Lange

        ☺️

      • Cassie58

        He don’t look too friendly does your Brutus. Look at those fangs puncturing that pretty pink ball. You got yerself a good deterrent there Thad. No one’s gonna go anywhere near your place. Your sonnet is full of humour but I have to say, your dog looks mean πŸ˜€. Real mean. Happy Thanksgiving poet

        • Thad Wilk

          Hii Cassie!! πŸ‘‹ 🌺
          Thank you poetess!! 🀠
          Brutus πŸ• thanks you too!! πŸ˜†
          Happy Thanksgiving to you
          and yours!! πŸ¦ƒ 🍽️ πŸ₯‚πŸΎ
          Best wishes πŸ€πŸ€—πŸŒΉπŸ¦ Thad

        • Doggerel Dave

          Hey Ho Thad,
          Brutus, it sounds like he could get upset.
          Is that wot Thanksgiving is all about?
          Avoided the bugger and did without.
          So tucked in and enjoyed the day? You bet.

          Difficult to get the full favour of him in four short lines – which is a relief really.

          • Thad Wilk

            Howdy Dave! πŸ‘‹ 🐢 πŸ•
            Thank you!! πŸ‘
            Yeah I'm tucked in
            and enjoyed the day!! πŸ¦ƒ 🍽️
            By the way, Brutus said hey!! πŸ‘‹
            Grrrr8 a hearin' from ya!!
            Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

            • Doggerel Dave

              Another bugger with chompers like you wouldn't believe. You got shares in a dental practice?

            • Goldfinch60

              "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy." LOL

              Andy

              • Thad Wilk

                Howdy Andy!! πŸ‘‹ 🀠
                Thank'eth thee for
                stopping by guy!! πŸ‘
                By the way my dog says HI! πŸ˜„ 🐢
                Best regards ✌️ peace Thad



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