~> OMG, I Needed A Job Fast!

Thad Wilk

I

applied

for any job

I had to do

something?

Hired at a plant

called "Smell Like Spring"-

First I started off in palms, 

I quickly rose to underarms.

Discounts each spray can I buy,

now I'm a happy camper, I can't lie~

 

  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 2nd, 2024 10:08
  • Comment from author about the poem: UPDATE: Got my friend a job there in the 'Body Wash' dept, Doggerel Dave Just hope that he don't misbehave?!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 31
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  • Demar Desu

    LOL

    • Thad Wilk

      Hi Demar Desu! 👋 🐹
      Glad you enjoyed,
      LOL! Thank you!! 😊
      Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

    • sorenbarrett

      Humor is the cure all for all that ails ya. Lovely

      • Thad Wilk

        Howdy Soren!! 👋 🤠
        Thank you!! 👍
        Humor is the cure all
        for all that ails ya, so true!! 🎯💯
        Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

      • Tristan Robert Lange

        🤣 I literally cannot wait to read what you write! Thank you for good laugh. Needed it today! Well done my friend! 💯🌹 👏🤣

        • Thad Wilk

          Howdy Tristan!! 👋 🤠
          Thank you!! 👍
          A good laugh a day,
          Keeps one happy and gay! 😊
          I don't know about the
          gay part though¿? 😳
          Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            🤣However it rolls, the laughter is indeed good! You're welcome my friend! 🙏

          • Doggerel Dave

            Some jobs don't bear thinking about -
            I've had enuf I'm going out......

            • Thad Wilk

              Howdy Dave! 👋 🤠
              Well ya gotta be cut out
              for that job, gotta have
              a good sniffer👃 too! 😳
              Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

            • arqios

              oh wow... what's the hourly? and how does one rinse out their nostrils as wine tasters rinse out their palates.

              • Thad Wilk

                Howdy my friend!! 👋 🤠
                Thank you for visiting!! 😊
                Minimum wage for a trainee,
                least that's what they started me!🤣
                I don't know about the nose rinse
                personally¿ 😳
                Best regards ✌️ Thad

              • Goldfinch60

                Good fun write Thad.

                Andy

                • Thad Wilk

                  Howdy Andy!! 👋 🤠
                  Thanks my friend!! 👍
                  Keep a smiling!! 😄
                  Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

                • Cassie58

                  Oh my oh my. We never know what’s coming next from you Thad😂. Can you hear me laughing?

                  Have a super sunny day poet. All the best.

                  • Thad Wilk

                    Hii Cassie!! 🌺 🐦
                    Thank you,, I don't even
                    know what's coming next
                    from me neither! 🤣
                    But I'm glad I could bring
                    a smile today, your way!! 😁
                    Always nice hearing from you!!
                    Best wishes 🍀 🤗 🌹 😘 Thad



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