Who The Hell Stole Christmas?

Teddy.15

  

 
Anyone who’s anyone

in Whoville, will tell you
​​​​Who indeed doesn’t live in whoville?

He has a terrible grin upon his chin
He lives on a mountain in a cave, so grim
 
He always finds ways
To make all children sad
With his mindless thoughts,
He’s just bad, bad, bad
 
T’was the night before Christmas
And the whole town was quiet
Until, the Grinch arrived
Causing a riot
 
Stealing the presents
From everyone’s homes
Even from gardens, he took all the Gnomes
 
That terrible Grinch
Took every last present
From the lanes
The toyshops
And all of the crescents
 
No one could stop him
He’s very clever, you know
He sneaks into homes
Boots filled with snow
 
Rummaging round
Taking cookies, left for Prancer
The milk that’s been waiting
For Rudolf and Dancer
 
Heeeeeee Heeee he hee he he …
Was all, the poor children could hear
From under their covers
Shivering in fear
 
Hoping for miracles
That soon he’s far away
Hoping, that Santa
will soon save the day
 
T’was the night before Christmas
And everyone cheers
When Santa arrives
With all nine reindeer
 
That horrible Grinch went off on his own
Echoes are heard, of his far away groans 
He eats Christmas Turkey
And Pumpkin Pie
 
He’s thankful for misery
And his house way up high.

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  • arqios

    Seems the grinch was based of Tim Curry's features! Let the cheer continue!

    • Teddy.15

      lol there are billions of grumps to choose from. Thank you so much dear arqios 🌹

    • teardrop

      Love this!! Merry Christmas to you!!

      • Teddy.15

        Thank you so much dear teardrop, Merry Christmas to you. 🌹

      • Cassie58

        Nothing like a bit of Christmas cheer Teddy. Bad Grinch and hurrah for Santa. A very entertaining read while I am parked up waiting for one of my grandsons to turn up. A nice bit of happy from your talented pen 🌹🎄🎄🎄

        • Teddy.15

          There is nothing more worth knowing that a fellow poet has smiled due to reading my scribbles, I'm always truly humbled beautiful Cassie, thank you so much. 🌹 ❤️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💐

        • Tristan Robert Lange

          Love the original, of course, and I do love the Jim Carrey version as represented in your pic. Just a great story with great heart and, of course, points us to the real meaning of Christmas. Well done, TeddyI The inner child in me, as well as the adult, thoroughly enjoyed this! ❤️🙏🌹👏

          • Teddy.15

            So glad you enjoyed my rendition, I have a few more up my sleeve, the painting I found in the net, it's good for some things 🤣 thank you again so humbled you have enjoyed this. 🌹

          • sorenbarrett

            Such a great recanting of the tale in such good verse it could be told after the night before Christmas. Lovely work my friend

            • Teddy.15

              My dear sorrenbarret, truly honoured by your words dear friend. 🌹

            • aDarkerMind

              just what this mind of mine was in need of Teddy.
              a jolly christmas pick-me-up...
              and what a smile I had reading it.

              • Teddy.15

                Awe I'll have a virtual pint with you my dear friend Melvin any time. So very humbled I may have put a smile on your face with this one. 🌹

              • Jerry Reynolds

                A fine write, Teddy. Very intertaning.

                • Teddy.15

                  Thank you dearest Jerry. 🎄

                • Goldfinch60

                  Good fun read Teddy, so yoiu have found me out then. HAW! HAW! HAW!.

                  Grinch, LOL

                  • Teddy.15

                    You couldn't be further from the Grinch my friend, you are more the angel ❤️ 🤣



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