Elephant insemination
is the worst job in the nation.
These dudes deserve admiration.
More like a standing ovation!
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It's yucky, messy scary too.
A job I'm glad that I don't do.
That's something I could not pursue.
No f--king way Jose thank you!
**
If their ladder slips like this did.
You could fall in just like this kid!
If that should happen Gawd forbid.
I think I'd really flip my lid.
**
This dude's lucky the "tail man's" there!
Pure luck that he was not elsewhere.
This really gave them quite a scare.
Think this would be my worst nightmare! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: December 4th, 2024 09:49
- Comment from author about the poem: Three cheers for the " Tails Man " FOLKS!!
- Category: Reflection
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- Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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Comments9
The title is as 'There's a sentence you don't here every day', as the saying goes! lol.
Hii ya Orchidee!! 🐹🐹👋
You're right here's a sentence you
hear rarely! 😳
Except if it's a poem
written by me! 🤣
Thanks for visiting!! 😊
Best regards ✌️ Thad
A great little read, thank you Thad
Thank you Tobani!! 👋
Appreciate your visit! 😊
Keep a smiling!! 😁
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You are very welcome
WOW! A job I never, EVER, considered in ALL OF MY LIFE. And now that I have, I think I will go back to NOT considering it! LOL! 😳 This was certainly a 'reflection' that made me appreciate the finer points of breeding elephants! Good write, as always, my friend. Three cheers to the tails man, indeed! 🤣
Howdy Tristan!! 👋 🤠
Yup its a job i'd never do! 😉
Appreciate your poetic view!! 👍
The "tail man" he says thanks too!! 🤣
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
LOL! You are welcome my friend! I love you work, truly! 👍💯
I don't know
I would hate to get the sperm
jerking on that Elephant's worm
in his extasy
he might make a mess of me
A fun read
Howdy Soren!! 👋
Thank you for the read!!
He would make a mess
of you, yes indeed!!! 😳
Y'all have a great day!! 🐘 🐘
Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad
Ah ha, Thad,
I think I might run a sex education class for male elephants instead;
One must appreciate though that such a class would not include a bed.
How or when they manage in the wild appears almost beyond our comprehension;
But perhaps, just maybe they might use their trunk as an extension…..
Don’t want to get too technical here, but jumbo sized diagrams would be available on receipt of a jumbo sized fee…
Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐘 🐘
Thank you for your visit
and thought provoking 🤔
rhyming comment!! 🤩
As always I always
get a kick out of your most
valuable input given!!👍🍺🐘
Beast regards best regards ✌️ Thad
Oh I do hope so, Thad. I make strenuous efforts to ensure that content trumps form in every line............!!
What a job Thad, and you found it.😂 My muse is in awe of your creative mind. She is a fickle and moody creature and frequently goes on strike. Where does he get these ideas she says. Give that bloke in the posted image a medal and one to Thad too for entertaining.
Howdy Cassie!! 👋 🌺
Thank you poetess!! 😊🐘
I\'m so pleased I could
bring you a chuckle or two!🤩🐘
I gave that bloke a medal! 🏅
You have a wonderful Thursday!! ☺️
Best wishes 🍀 🤗 🌹 🐦 Thad
That's getting into your job!
Good words Thad.
Andy
Wow . Imagine going on a Date and the girl says ‘What do you do for a living “?
Good One.
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