Table Manners

Mutley Ravishes

In the Halls of Valhalla

I forgot to mind

My manners

It's just as well

I'm already dead

As I cannot locate

My head

  • Author: Mutley Ravishes (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 5th, 2024 18:38
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 34
  • Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy
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  • teardrop

    Wow, I'm speechless.... I reread this several times. I gotta say, I reall y like this!!

    • Mutley Ravishes

      Thanks! I am also speechless after being decapitated.

      • teardrop

        hahaha, so true....good thing you still have you hands..lol

      • Cassie58

        I remembered my old primary school motto. Manners maketh man. Your wit comes through here nicely.

        • Mutley Ravishes

          Thank you, Cassie. That's a good motto to live by. I hope the rhyme didn't set off those dark thoughts!

        • sorenbarrett

          When you lose your head, it’s hard to mind your manners. A fun read they put another smile on my face. Thanks for sharing.

          • Mutley Ravishes

            I hadn't thought of it that way round in this rhyme. Thanks for the new angle!

          • Cheeky Missy

            Oh me! Why, why, WHY?! How do you know what to say to make me laugh out loud?! You're too fun. Head or no, you're a regular riot. Thank you very much for sharing.

            • Mutley Ravishes

              You're welcome! Thanks for al the comments, faves etc.



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