Can't Stand Those Bloody Kardashians

Shaunmatthewcpoetry

A family of witches and a warlock,
Famous for one sucking Ray J's cock.
Find their beauty products in bargain bins,
Tally up those sordid and wicked sins,
Can't stand those bloody Kardashians.
Get them off my Television right this instance,
Would rather not see their twisted existence.

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  • orchidee

    Who needs them? Who's got that much time to waste in watching them on TV?!

    • Shaunmatthewcpoetry

      Exactly!

      • orchidee

        That big-botty elephant - one (or more?) of them - will put you off your dinner seeing that! lol.

      • TobaniNataiella

        Many a true word in the poem, enjoyed the read

      • teardrop

        I've never watched them, never plan to!

      • teardrop

      • Cheeky Missy

        Aww, really?! Tsk, tsk, tsk. But they even post their Sunday worship seances on social media to keep the faithful sanctified. Dearest me. Don't tell me you're actually....enlightened?! How could you be if you've Hulu? Excellently rendered with a fitting poignancy and perfect imagery. Thank you for sharing.

      • Doggerel Dave

        You could just have something there.........................🤪



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