Ya know when Ralphs tail starts shakin,'
his sniffer's never mistaken.
With snout in the air,
can't wait for his share.
His fav'rite treats yummy bacon!
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Bacon's Ralphs first love it is true.
Loves the smell and it's crunchy chew!
This morning 'twas grrrrr8,
ten pieces he ate.
Everyday is like deja vu..
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My dawg loves bacon more than me.
You can tell that obviously.
The taste's a delight,
he drools with each bite.
Just look at his pic you'll agree! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: December 15th, 2024 10:18
- Comment from author about the poem: Dedicated to my buddy Doggerell Dave, he loves clean Limericks I hear...
- Category: Humor
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Another one for the fun book, Thank you Thad
Hii ya Tobani!! 👋 🐶 🐕
Thank you bro!! 🙏
Keep a smiling!! 😀
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You are very welcome
One question always occurs to me, If people taste like pigs why won't a dog eat his master? Loved the limerick a most fun read
Howdy Soren!! 👋 🐶 🐕
Then that would be the
end of Ralph's food supply! 😳
Dogs ain't no dummies!? 🤣
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Good write T.
How-dy Orchidee!! 🐹🐹👋
Thank you for your good commento!! 👍
Hope you have a great Sunday bro!! 😀
Best regards ✌️ Thad
A limerick’s great I can tell you;
But not if it’s about doggie do.
Not keen on bacon either -
As veggo I say never!
So this time you can keep your poem too.
No hard feelings, Thad – but you’ve got to extend yourself, not stoop to my level…
Howdy Dave! 👋 🐕 🐶
On this Limerick you have penned!
"Never" dont rhyme with "either" my friend?¿
" Neither" would be nice,
so take my advice.
"Either" is what I recommend !! 😜
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Correction as per instruction, Thad.
A limerick’s great I can tell you;
But not if it’s about doggie do.
Not keen on bacon either -
As veggo I say neither!
So this time you can keep your poem too.
Penultimate line of yours: you recommend really 'neither' I believe......, which I have incorporated. 'Tis better, though I would define either/never as a partial rhyme, to which I am partial occasionally...
So there, it’s settled… a dog’s best friend is bacon 🥓 or a master that’d serve some 🥓!
Howdy Arqios!! 👋 🐶 🐕
You got that right I hafta say.👍
He gets his bacon ev'ry day.
Now I'm his best friend,
buddies to the end.
Yup, by my side he'll never stray! 🤣
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Ah...now that Doggrel Dave really is inspiring up some Beggin...er bacon...strips! LOL! This limerick chain made me laugh, Thad! Loved it...though I must confess, I am a veggo like Dave! LOL! It happens! 🤷♂️ Love the humor, my friend!
Hey guy
thanks for stopping by!! 😊
Happy you enjoyed!! 👍
I'm not a veggo, I'm
into meat bro!! 🤣 🐄 🍖
Great hearing from ya!! 😀
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You are also a poet...and yes...I know you know it! 🤣 Always great stopping by and reading your wonderful words, my friend!
I too like bacon Thad.
Andy
Hii ya Andy!! 👋 🐶 🐕
Thank you!
I like bacon too!! 😋
Y'all have a grrrrr8 Monday!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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