My zeta potential's so low
My blood creaks as it flows!
I'm in thrall to inflammation
I reject earth's medications!
My body's drying out
I love throwing
My water out!
Old age has ruined
My synovial fluid!
Amplify the body's sap?
%$#@ that!
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Author:
Mutley Ravishes (
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A very entertaining and true assessment of old age, enjoyed
Thanks a million. And I hope you were able to pick up on the hints as to how to not end up like that!
You are very welcome
I agree, getting old or should I say, older hurts! lol, my body defiantly feels the difference. Thank you for the great read.
You're welcome. And don't forget it doesn't have to be that way.
This one made me smile, Mutley. And the Fast Show clip really took me back!
Thanks, Tom. The Fast Show!
Wonderfully entertaining and insightful my friend. Oh...and the video... 🤣
Glad you enjoyed it, and Rowley Birkin Q.C's story!
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