Never Buy A Cyclops A Kitten! - Sonnet-

Don't buy a Cyclops a kitten, good Lawd!

I find it not the safest gift to buy.

If ya do be sure that kitty's declawed.

Or just say good by to that one good eye.

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Kitty's attack things that flutter agree?

That surely can cause many backlashes.

I'd never give a Cyclops a kitty.

Cuz all Cyclops gals, have long eyelashes!

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Point that Cyclops in the right direction.

You should think about it and use your head.

Buy that gal a butterfly collection.

YUP, pinned butterflies can't scratch if they're dead!

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Buying that kitty you'll surely regret;

a butterfly collection, 'tis the best bet! ~

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