Don't buy a Cyclops a kitten, good Lawd!
I find it not the safest gift to buy.
If ya do be sure that kitty's declawed.
Or just say good by to that one good eye.
^^
Kitty's attack things that flutter agree?
That surely can cause many backlashes.
I'd never give a Cyclops a kitty.
Cuz all Cyclops gals, have long eyelashes!
^^
Point that Cyclops in the right direction.
You should think about it and use your head.
Buy that gal a butterfly collection.
YUP, pinned butterflies can't scratch if they're dead!
^^
Buying a kitty you'll surely regret;
butterfly collections, are the best bet! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: December 21st, 2024 10:04
- Comment from author about the poem: Form - Shakespearean Sonnet.. True poem and message I couldn't make this up..
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
It`s another corker, can i ask is that book for real ?, enjoyed the read
Howdy Tobani!! 👋 🤠
Thank you my friend!! 😊
No the book ain't real,
just a figment of my
wacky imagination!🤪😵💫
Y'all have a wonderful weekend!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You are very welcome. I`m glad to hear it`s not real, getting worried then, Have a great weekend
Wonderful poem Thad! This made me laugh hard. Noted on not buying a Cyclops a cat! 🐈⬛ 😂
Howdy Tristan guy!! 👋 🐈 🤠
Thank you for a stoppin' by ! 😊
Yes, no kitty's for Cyclops gals👎
good info to know!! 🤪
Hey, have a grrrrr8 weekend
by the way bro!! 🤩
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Indeed! You too, friend!
Thad you never cease to amaze me with your humor and it gives me a smile each time. Thank you for the Christmas cheer my friend.
Howdy Soren!! 👋 🐈 😺 😺
Thank you bro!!! 👍😊
A smile a day keeps
you happy and gay!! 😁
I don't know, about that
'gay' part though!?¿¿😳
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Thanks for the tip – I’ll buy me a dog
Be useful – I have no depth perception.
I wish I had binocular vision:
With a blind dog I could go for a jog.
No, the dog ain’t blind, it’s me with half sight:
This one eyed thing is a bit of a blight.
Shakespeare would be really happy, Thad that his form is now a tradition in all manner of strange but devoted places....
Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐶 🐕
Thank you, 👍
Yeah in your case a dog
would be the best bet!! 😜
Having only one 👁️ guy,
you might step on a kitty 😺
yeah a dog you should get! 🐶
Have a grrrrr8 weekend my friend!
Beast regards ✌️ 😃 Thad
The peace wishes have disappeared....
It's obviously time I cleared
Out for the Festive Season.
Look up top there, that's my reason.
(Might turn up tomorrow - can't say for sure....)
Never buy any kittens Thad as they grow into such arrogant cats.
Andy
Hii ya Andy!! 👋 😺
Thank you!! 👍
Nice advice, I'm a dog person! 🐶
No cats for me! 👎🐈
Have a great weekend!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
A naughty joke I can't repeat in polite company, about one eye and a cat - is this site polite company?! lol. Message me for it if you don't know it.
Howdy Orchidee!! 🐹🐹🐱
Thank you!! 👍
Just between you and me
I heard that joke just recently! 🤣😜
Y'all have a great weekend!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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