OMG! I'ze Traumatized!

Thad Wilk

This used to be a quiet neighborhood,

but lately it seems to be going to "pot."

These drive by's they ain't doing me no good.

I'ze better beat feet before I get shot!

``

Every day here's like the Fourth OF July!

These gang shootings scare the crap out of me.

This happens everyday that I'ze cruise by.

I'ze had 9 lives before, now I'ze guts three?

``

This is a 'CAT'astropic sight I'd say

This city's not safe for this pussycat.

I'ze not gonna stay here, no way 'Jose.

Packin' my chew toys, catnip and then scat!

``

Movin' to the country, that I'ze shall do.

This city life's like livin' in a ZOO! ~ 

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 24th, 2024 09:48
  • Comment from author about the poem: Pussycat moved to Texas in the country, and him and his 3 remaining lives lived happily eva after... True 'tail', I couldn't make this up.
  • Category: Reflection
  • Views: 34
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  • arqios

    Remaining 3 lives is still a lot, in human terms, that is!

    • Thad Wilk

      Hii Arqios!! 😺 🐈 😺
      Thank you my friend!! 🤠
      Yeah he's a livin' large
      these days! 🤣
      Best regards ✌️ Thad
      Merry Christmas to
      you and yours!!! 🎄⛄🧑‍🎄🌟😊

    • sorenbarrett

      Always a fun read from the king of anthropomorphization Have a Merry Christmas Thad

      • Thad Wilk

        Howdy Soren!! 😺 👋
        Thank you my friend!! 🤠
        Long live the king 👑! 🤭
        Merry Christmas
        to you and yours!!!🎄⛄🧑‍🎄
        Best wishes 🍀 ✌️ Thad

      • Tristan Robert Lange

        Indeed! Nothing like country living! Well done, Thad! And, my dear friend, merry Christmas to you and your family! 🎄🧑‍🎄

        • Thad Wilk

          Hii ya Tristan!! 👋 😺 🐈
          Thank you for your
          Inspiring words that inspire me!! 🙏
          And MERRY CHRISTMAS to
          you also, and to your family!! 🎄⛄🧑‍🎄
          Best regards ✌️ Thad

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            You are welcome sir! Merry Christmas!

          • orchidee

            Oh lol good write T. 🐱

            • Thad Wilk

              Hii ya Orchidee!! 👋 🐹🐹😺
              Thank you kind sir!! ☺️
              MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! 🎄 ⛄🧑‍🎄
              Best regards ✌️ Thad

            • Poetic Licence

              Pleased it got out in time, another good bit of entertainment for the day, Thank you Thad

              • Thad Wilk

                Hii Tobani!! 👋 😺 🐈
                Yup, he got out in
                time that day! 👍
                He\'s loving Texas
                a great getaway!! 😺😉
                MERRY CHRISTMAS by the way!! 🎄⛄🧑‍🎄
                Best regards ✌️ Thad

                • Poetic Licence

                  To You Too

                • Ellen Marsell

                  A true masterpiece of feline dramatic realism!😉

                  • Thad Wilk

                    Howdy Ellen!! 👋 🌺 🤠
                    Thank you poetess,
                    glad I could bring you
                    a chuckle or two!! 🤭 😺
                    Merry Christmas!! 🎄⛄🧑‍🎄
                    Best wishes 🍀🤗🌹 Thad

                  • Mutley Ravishes

                    Why stay in the big city
                    With things so shitty?
                    That cat knows where it's at!

                    • Thad Wilk

                      Hii ya Mutley!! 😺 🐈 😺
                      Thank you for visiting
                      and for your cool 😎
                      poetic commento bro!! 👍
                      The country's the only
                      way to go!! 😸
                      Best regards ✌️peace Thad
                      PS: Merry Christmas!! 🎄⛄🧑‍🎄

                    • ᛕꫀƺꫀ᥊᥊ꫀ

                      So cute lol

                    • Goldfinch60

                      Good fun words Thad.

                      Andy



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