The Tasty Toker! - Limericks -

Thad Wilk

In Texas lived a lovely young lass,

had big blue eyes and a shapely ass.

She enjoyed smoking weed,

got her horny indeed.

What a HUGE clientele she'd amass!

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Smoked cannabis like a machine,

really sucked on it HARD like a peen. 

She never, ever choked,

on any blunt she smoked.

Goes down on it like a submarine~ 

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 30th, 2024 10:03
  • Comment from author about the poem: Form Limericks, Rhyme Scheme > a-a-b-b-a Syllables > 9-9-6-6-9 : No I never smoked pot, I wouldn't lie..LOL!
  • Category: Reflection
  • Views: 42
  • Users favorite of this poem: TobaniNataiella
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  • TobaniNataiella

    Now were getting fruity, great fun and enjoyable read

    • Thad Wilk

      Hii ya Tobani!! 👋 🤠
      Thank you!!
      Yes, I was in a 'fruity'
      mood today!! 😊
      Best regards ✌️ Thad
      Happy New Year,!!! 🥳🥂🤩

      • TobaniNataiella

        Happy New Year to you and all

      • sorenbarrett

        Another bit of levity to lighten the day. Loved it my friend

        • Thad Wilk

          Hii ya Soren!! 👋 🤠
          Thank you my friend!! 👍
          Keep a smiling!! 😊
          Best regards ✌️ Thad
          Happy New Year!! 🥂🥳🤩

        • Caring dove

          That’s such an unhealthy thing to do ..

          • Thad Wilk

            Hii poetess!! 🕊️ 👋
            Thank you, yes you're right!!
            I agree, totally! 👍
            Best wishes 🍀🤗🌹 Thad
            Happy New Year!! 🥂🥳🤩

          • Tony36

            Excellent write Thad, best regards

            • Thad Wilk

              Hii ya Tony!! 👋 🤠
              Thank you bro!! 👍
              Best regards ✌️ Thad
              Happy New Year!! 🥂🥳

              • Tony36

                You're welcome Thad, best regards

              • Kezexxe

                Thad you should of put that poem 18+ lol

                • Thad Wilk

                  Hii poetess! 🌺 👋
                  Thank you!! 😊
                  You're right 🤔 I'm
                  puttin' it 18+!! LoL! 😆
                  Best wishes 🍀🤗🌹 Thad
                  Happy New Year!! 🥂🥳

                • orchidee

                  Good write T. lol.

                  • Thad Wilk

                    Howdy Orchidee!! 🐹🐹👋
                    Thank you bro!!
                    Happy New Year!! 🥂🥳
                    Best regards ✌️😀 Thad

                  • Tristan Robert Lange

                    🤣 Nope, me neither.🤞 Fingers totes not crossed 😗💨 🤣🙃 Toking aside, you made me tear up again, Thad! This time, though, due to laughter! Loved the...ehem...earthy limericks my friend! 🤘😆

                    • Thad Wilk

                      Hii ya Tristan!! 👋 🤠
                      Thanks guy for stoppin' by!!
                      Glad I could bring you
                      a chuckle or two!!🤣
                      Happy New Year Bro!! 🎈 🥳
                      Best regards ✌️😸 ✌️ Thad

                      • Tristan Robert Lange

                        You are welcome!

                      • arqios

                        That limerick twin run off west !

                        • Thad Wilk

                          Hey Arqios!! 👋😁
                          Thank you yes! ☺️
                          Happy
                          New Year my friend!!🥂🥳🤩
                          Best regards ✌️ Thad

                          • arqios

                            Happy New Year! 🎉🥳

                          • Goldfinch60

                            Two good limericks Thad.

                            Andy



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