Woof! says Fido
Don't wish my master a Happy New Year
Cos he know that married to KP
It can only get worse. Doh!
How it came about was
KP hid the water from the sherry one night
Which Orchi usually adds to his tipple
Orchi got tipsy and said 'I do'
Said he would marry her
It happened one Halloween
It couldn't have been any other night of the year
Such a horror, spooky, weird time
Now he's stuck with an old trout
He don't see her much in person
But he always sees her every day
On TV, or in a paper, or in a magazine, etc, etc
Anywhere in fact
She insists on not changing her motto for a new year
It's still ' Me, me, me, now and for ever!'
My master says to her
'You're looking uglier each day, my dear
My Botox Queen!'
(Ooh, my master's horrid to her! heehee)
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Fido wanted to write some lines to explain about KP and his master, in case you don't know the story!
- Category: Humor
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- Users favorite of this poem: Bella Shepard
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Comments7
Hmm funny
Thanks M.
Thanks M. lol.
Congratulations! Show us the engagement ring 💍😯
Thanks A. I gave her an old curtain ring, and she gave me a ring-pull top from a can! lol.
🤣nice, very memorable! 👍🏻
Isn't "Thou shalt not be ugly" one of the ten commandments? A great story and write Orchi tell Fido to lighten up it's a new year.
Thanks SB. lol.
Fido’s been brainwashed. He is coming under influence. Give KP a break. That can be your new year resolution Orchi 😂. Well maybe not 🙂. Happy new year anyways 🥂🍾
Thanks Cassie. lol.
There was this old man who never went out,
For food and supplies he'd send out a scout,
He'd never listen to his dog,
Who would eventually keep a log,
About how the old dude got hitched to a trout.
There you go, my dear friend, a li'l limerick to accompany Fido's mighty fine poetic account here. I wanted to make sure the poor pup felt heard! 🤣 A wonderfully funny write, Orchi! Love it as always! Happy new year my friend! 🥳
Oh lol, thanks Tristan.
Dear Orchi, my deepest condolences, to think you must bear another year with the bain of your life. On the bright side, maybe her head might explode from all that botox, you should check that out. lol Best regards to Fido, I know he is there with you through thick and thin. Happy New Year!!
Thanks Bella. Obviously (yes?) I think more of Fido than I do of KP! lol.
An amusing write. Your humour reminds me of my father's. Happy New Year to you!
Thanks Tom.
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