# 1.
Gotta stop playin' catch with my dawg Rocky.
He won't follow the rules when we play.
I throw him the tennis ball and he gets cocky.
He catches it then just runs away?
I go through tennis balls by the score!
Cost 10 bucks each can't afford it no more.
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# 2.
Another thing I can do without!
Gonna stop buyin' Lottery tickets each day.
If I ever did win I would freakout!
No luck but bad luck ever comes my way.
The unluckiest guy in the world no doubt.
Besides I can't afford it, no way Jose!
# 3.
Last but not least on my list NOT TO DO.
Is never vote Democrat the next time!
We can't afford to buy anything thank you!
Since 'Bidens' in, the dollar ain't worth a dime.
These days everyone's broke it's true.
HE'S the reason I can't afford "tennis balls,"
or gamble too~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: January 2nd, 2025 10:09
- Comment from author about the poem: True tale, I couldn't make this up! LOL!
- Category: Humor
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Comments7
Those new year resolutions i feel will be kept, Enjoyed the read.
Hii Tobani!! 👋 🤠
Thank you my friend!!
Grrrrr8 a hearing from you!! 👍
Keep a smiling!! 😁
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You are very welcome
Excellent write Thad, best regards
Howdy Tony!! 👋 🤠
Thank you for your
excellent commento bro!
Keep a smiling!! 😁
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Good write T.
Howdy Orchidee!! 👋 🤠
Thank you for
your 'good' comment bro! 😁
Happy you enjoyed
that's 'good' to know! 🥴
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Another fun read I can identify with. Great write
Howdy Soren!! 👋 🤠
Thanks guy
for stoppin' by!! 👍
Happy you enjoyed,
keep a smiling!! 😁
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Mmm…. How does one teach their dog about monetary value? Something Pavlovian, perhaps. And if they’re smart might even get more complex… winning the lotto would mean having won the total amount spent thus far… that’s not breaking even at the slightest; like equal amount of force and all that…. as for investing so much emotionally on politics, refer to the principle of the lottery logic. All three are linked by gambling in some form… very insightful!
Howdy Arqios!! 👋 🤠
THANK YOU 🙏
YOU'RE right on all three! 💰💸l
Glad you enjoyed
thanks immensely!!👏😁
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
LOL! Love your humor, Thad! Well written humor at that, as always, my dear friend! If need, I can always toss you a few balls! 🎾🎾🎾 As for the tickets, here's a few of those too. 🎫🎫🎫 Though I am pretty sure these are just getting you into a live emoji concert. 🎶🤣 All jokes aside, really enjoyed this! Happy 2nd day of the year, my friend!
Howdy Tristan my friend!! 👋 🤠
Glad I could bring you
a chuckle or two! 😁👍
Your comments are
the living end!! 🙏🎵🎶🎉🤩
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
You cannot trust any politicians Thad.
Andy
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