~> All About My Kitty!

Thad Wilk

Ya know what's my kitty's fav'rite movie?

       " The Sound Of Meow-sic "

I'm not kitten you, he thinks it's groovy!

^^

Can ya guess my kitty's fav'rite magazine?

          " Good Mouse Keeping "

      Yeah the dude thinks it's keen!

^^

   He saves me a bundle, I never buy litter!

              He'll use the plunger,

         anytime he clogs the shitter.

^^

My kitty's fav'rite color ya wanna know?

                It's " purrrple "

    He just loves that shade so. 

^^

Oh, and my kitty's fav'rite desert of all!

          Is " chocolate mouse "

            It does so enthrall!

^^

Well I gotta go folks I really can't stay.

           But like I tell my kitty:

Y'all take care and > have a "mice" day!! ~

 

  ~~~```~~~```The End~~```~~```~~

 

 

 

 

  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 4th, 2025 11:46
  • Comment from author about the poem: True pussycat "tail", I couldn't make this up!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 31
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  • Cassie58

    Ha ha. Your cat and I have the colour purple in common. That’s about it Thad. I certainly won’t be using a plunger down the loo . That is for him indoors to contemplate, should the need arise. A fun poem. Thank you for the smiles πŸ˜€

    • Thad Wilk

      Hii Cassie!! Wave 😺 🐾
      Glad you have purr-ple
      In common too! 😻
      Y'all have a ' mice' day
      great hearing from you!! ☺️
      Best wishes πŸ€πŸ€—πŸŒΉπŸ¦ Thad

    • TobaniNataiella

      You will not be caught cat napping with this catalogue of chuckles, a very funny read

      • Thad Wilk

        Hii ya Tobani!!! 😺 πŸ‘‹
        Thank you my friend!! 😊
        Keep a smiling! πŸ˜€
        Grrrrr8 hearing from ya!🀩
        Best regards ✌️ Thad 🀠

        • TobaniNataiella

          You are very welcome

        • orchidee

          Does the cat say 'ya'll' too?! lol. Good write T.

          • Thad Wilk

            Hii ya Orchidee!!πŸΉπŸΉπŸ˜†πŸ˜Ί
            No 😞 pussy's don't talk!πŸ€ͺ
            Thanks fur visiting!! 😊
            Best regards ✌️ Thad

            • orchidee

              Does the cat say 'Meow-all'? Me being daft! lol.

            • sorenbarrett

              More poetic fun. Have had cats and don't like emptying the litter. Otherwise they are great

              • Thad Wilk

                Howdy Soren!! 😺 πŸ‘‹
                Mine are toilet trained 🚽πŸͺ 
                no litter here! 🀣
                Thanks for visiting!!! 😊
                Best regards ✌️ Thad

              • Thomas W Case

                Funny stuff.

                • Thad Wilk

                  Hii ya Thomas!! πŸ‘‹ 😺
                  Thank you
                  my pussycat thanks you too! 😁
                  Best regards 🐈 ✌️ Thad

                • Tony36

                  Excellent write

                  • Thad Wilk

                    Howdy Tony!! πŸ‘‹ 😺
                    Excellent!πŸ‘Œ
                    Thank you bro,! 😁 🐈
                    Best regards ✌️ Thad

                    • Tony36

                      You're welcome Thad, best regards

                    • Tristan Robert Lange

                      Now that is some Kitty! Loved the tail…erm…tale my friend! πŸŒΉπŸ‘

                      • Thad Wilk

                        Howdy Tristan!! πŸ‘‹ 😺
                        Thank you my friend!! ☺️
                        Yall have a great weekend!!
                        Keep a smiling,! 😁
                        Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

                      • Goldfinch60

                        Good fun words Thad.

                        Andy

                        • Thad Wilk

                          Hii ya Andy!! 😺 πŸ‘‹
                          Thank you happy you enjoyed!! 😊
                          Keep a smiling and
                          have a great weekend!! πŸ˜€
                          Best regards ✌️ Thad

                        • NafisaSB

                          i love the way you have composed this entertaining poem - kudos to you
                          keep it coming



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