Things I Said to or about my Wife

In this not a poem are things I said to my wife-

In the summer she has complained, "I'm so hot."

I responded, "We know that. Quit bragging."

A couple at a party introduced themselves to us. I introduce myself 

turned to introduce my wife as I told them, "This is my wife,

uh, uh, well my wife. I forgot her name."

When she asked me if her dress was too revealing

for a social function,

I answered, "You're asking the wrong guy."

That's all for now.