You've caught my eye, see this tongue cam'ra guy!
Know what pal this ain't a friendly licker.
Come any closer, kiss your ass goodbye.
You're not too bright for a city slicker.
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Don't eat 'Frosty Flakes' like that Tony dude!
See these choppers bud, I only eat meat.
You've disturbed my habitat that is rude.
You're starting to look like a yummy treat.
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I could change my mind and still let you go
and you won't be on my menu today.
If you let me "star" on your next TV show.
For a gig like that you can safely stay!
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Let's seal this deal with a "quick lick" OK?
Kidding; I'm hungry, I'll eat you anyway! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A bit of Tiger humor.. A Tiger Sonnet! Tiger sonnets don't need to follow rules, iambic pentameter, stressed or unstressed syllables, none of that crap, cuz > Tigers are illiterate! LOL!
- Category: Nature
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Comments6
Tigers are not my choice of a wrestling partner. A fun read my firend
Howdy Soren!! 🐯 🤠
Thank you my friend!! ☺️
I totally agree 👍💯
Grrrrr8 hearing from ya!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
A fun poem Thad. You wouldn’t get me anywhere near a tiger. Yet some do, thinking the tiger is a friend. Tigers aren’t just illiterate they haven’t got any table manners either and are quite happy to eat their keepers given a chance or people on safari. Best keep out of their way 😂
Hii Cassie!! 🐯 🐅
Thanks for visiting me!! 😊
Yes tigers definitely
have no table manners,
I totally agree!!😳
Nice hearing from you poetess!🤩
Best wishes 🍀🤗🌹🐦 Thad
Excellent write Thad, best regards
Hi ya Tony! 🐯 😁
Thanks for stopping by guy! 😜
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome Thad, best regards
Tigers are illiterate...and if you critique them metrically...they'll effing eat you! 🤣 So, just admit it, no matter what you think, "they'rrrrre Grrrrreat!" Love this sonnet, my friend. Made me laugh, that tiger did. But you make sure to tell him I take him very seriously! Well done, Thad! 🤘🐯
Hii ya Tristan!! 🤠 🐯
Thank you 👍
my tiger thanks you too!
Grrrrrrrr8 to hear you
enjoyed my tiger Sonnet! 🐅
Y'all have a grrrrr8 day!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You’re welcome, Thad! You too! 🙏❤️
Hi, I'm Frosty Flakes
I'll make sure your mouth
Is full of fake
Teeth in no time!
A fun read as ever, Thad!
Howdy Mutley!! 👋 🐯
Thank you 👍
Frosty Flakes are grrrrr8!🍺
Nice a hearing from ya!! 😄
Best regards ✌️ 🐅 Thad
Eat away tiger, eat away.
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 🐯 🐅
Thank you my friend! ☺️
He's still eating away!
That yummy camera man
made his day!! 😋
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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