Yeah I am an anteater and my
territory abounds.
I claim all these delicious and
yummy termite grounds!
In this rainforest i never rest
always looking for the biggest nest.
Day and night that's right these
critters are on my mind.
Anthills are my thrill that's all
I crave to find!
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I dig and dig and SUCK them out,
through my toothless long and
tube like snout.
Anthills make for an awesome snack.
That's why this dude keeps comin' back!
I want to make this perfectly clear.
I share these treats with no one here!
I am not the friendliest greeter;
so fu@k all a you, I am an anteater! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: January 15th, 2025 09:56
- Comment from author about the poem: A bit of Anteater humor folks! LOL!
- Category: Humor
- Views: 21
- Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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Comments3
Now I have to say I have seen a lot of critters but an anteater I have never seen in real life. Let them eat ants I say. A most fun read
Hi ya Soren!! 👋 🐜
Yeah to bad we don't
have em in Texas... 😢
Dang fire ants everywhere.
You have a great day!! 😊
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Anteater's got attitude! 🤣 Love this, Thad! Well done, my friend! 🤘😎
Howdy Tristan! 👋 🐜
Thank you, 👍
he does have an
attitude, so true! 😂 🐜
Thanks for stoppin' by guy!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome, my friend!
Good fun words Thad.
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 👋 🐜 🐜
Thank you! 😊
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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