Yup, step right up to our kissing booth folks.
Gather 'round there's no time to chew the fat.
'Tis a real heart stopper, this ain't no hoax!
It's only fifty-cents you can't beat that.
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My wife and I are great kissers you see.
Come closer my lovelies don't be shy.
You'll get your money's worth I guarantee.
Just one blissful kiss 'twill be for to die!
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We rent this booth only on Halloween.
It is our most favorite holiday.
This time of the year we are always seen.
We so enjoy this kissing game we play.
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Never heard one complaint after they pay.
We just love to take, their last breath away! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: January 16th, 2025 10:56
- Comment from author about the poem: A bit of REAPER humor! Muahahaaaa!
- Category: Humor
- Views: 20
- Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange
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Comments7
Good write T. lol.
Hii Orchidee!! π β οΈ
Thank you bro!! π
Best regards βοΈ Thad
A fun read and it makes the mind run wild with who might show up to this booth and pay their fifty cents for a smooch
Hii ya Soren!! π β οΈ π
Thank you, π
I know I ain't
showing up,
maybe for a quarter I
might show up! π
Best regards βοΈ Thad
Oh .. thatβs β creepy β β¦
Hii poetess!! π π β οΈ
Thank you!! π
Yes definitely 'creepy'... π±
Best wishes ππ€πΉ Thad
Hahahahhahahhaha
Hii Mackenz!! π β οΈ π
Thank you poetess!!!
Muahahaaaaaaa!! π
Best wishes π π€ πΊ Thad
Last breath indeed. Kissing Booth meets final destination! A wonderful write, Thad! Right down my alley π€£πΉπ
Hii ya Tristan!! π β οΈ π
What a deal! π²
Tonight their dropping
the their price to a quarter $.25 cent's
Instead! π³
It's quarter cheeper, but
You'll still be dead. π
Best regards βοΈ Thad
Parting with money to take your final breath away lol. Thad you have an amazing imagination. I wonβt be visiting that booth for a kiss π. A fun write, much enjoyed.
Hii ya Cassie!! π π
Thank you poetess!! π
Neva going there neither
I must confess!!π€£πβ οΈ
NICE hearing from ya!! ππ
Best wishes ππ€πΉπ¦ Thad
Wonderful fun right Thad, I will not come to the booth though. LOL
Andy
Hii ya Andy!!! π β οΈπ
Good decision π
I wouldn't go there neither!!π±
Best regards βοΈ Thad
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