`~ Pugsley The Pug ~` - Shakespearean Sonnet -

Thad Wilk

I come here each year my master and me.

I have "marked out" this particular spot.

What a great place I just love Tuscany.

Wow, that cute poodle looks hot to trot!

                         

This beach in Italy is super cool.

And the bitches are all in heat right now.

Holy Moley I am starting to 'drool'.

Here comes a sexy looking pure bred chow!

                           

The scenery oh I just so adore.

Lying on this beach is a pure delight.

There's so many breeds here that I can score.

I'm gonna get me some nookie tonight!

                            

YUP, I'm one horny Pug what can I say.

Can't help it ( arf-arf ) I was born this way~

 

      ^^~~~^^~~~^^~~~^^~~~

  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 22nd, 2025 09:44
  • Comment from author about the poem: A bit of PUG humor.. In Shakespearean Sonnet form.. YES Sonnets can be funny, cuz I say so! LOL!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 23
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  • orchidee

    Good write T. lol.

    • Thad Wilk

      Hii Orchidee!! πŸ‘‹ 🐢 🐹🐹
      Thank you!! 😊
      Keep a smiling!! 🀣
      Best regards ✌️ Thad

    • Tristan Robert Lange

      Pugsley the pug rocks and so does this poem, my friend! A fun read and a good laugh indeed! 🌹🀣

      • Thad Wilk

        Hii ya Tristan!! πŸ‘‹ 🐢
        Thank you Pugsley thanks
        you too!! πŸ˜€
        Happy you enjoyed!! 🀩
        Y'all have a grrrrr8 day!!
        Best regards ✌️ Thad

      • Poetic Licence

        Pugsley the super stud on holiday, loved it, great read

        • Thad Wilk

          Hii Tobani!! πŸ‘‹ 🐢
          Thank you my friend!! ☺️
          Pugsley thanks you too!
          Have a grrrrr8 day!!
          Best regards ✌️ Thad

          • Poetic Licence

            You are very welcome

          • Cassie58

            Your posted image Thad is ace lol. That pug is all set for fun. I very much look forward to your entertaining and off the planet imagination πŸ˜‚. Much enjoyed. Happy Wednesday poet.

            • Thad Wilk

              Howdy Cassie!! πŸ‘‹ 🐢
              Thank you poetess!!🀩
              Happy you enjoyed my
              entertaining and off the
              planet 🌍 imagination!!! ⭐⭐⭐
              Pugsley thanks you too!! 🀠 πŸ•
              Have a wonderful evening!! ✨
              Best wishes πŸ€ πŸ€— 🌹 🐦 Thad

            • Thomas W Case

              Lol. Funny stuff.

              • Thad Wilk

                Howdy Thomas!! πŸ‘‹ 🐢
                Thank you my friend!! ☺️
                Happy you enjoyed my
                Super funny Sonnet!
                Y'all have a grrrrr8 day!!!🀩
                Best regards ✌️ Thad

              • sorenbarrett

                A fun dog tail. Gave me a smile

                • Thad Wilk

                  Howdy Soren!! πŸ‘‹ 🐢
                  Happy you enjoyed
                  my hilarious dog tail!! 😁 πŸ•
                  Keep a smiling!!
                  Best regards ✌️ Thad

                • Goldfinch60

                  Good fun write Thad.

                  What do you call a cross between a bulldog and a shitsu?

                  Andy

                  • Thad Wilk

                    Howdy Andy!! πŸ‘‹ 🐢
                    Hmmm, πŸ€”
                    I don't freaken know!!🀠
                    What do you call a cross
                    between a bulldog and
                    a shitsu!?ΒΏ



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