Tom this wedding is important to me.
You better take these vows seriously.
Don't be giving other felines the eye.
Or you'll kiss one of your nine lives goodbye!
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You are all mine after you say I do.
No more whoring 'round I'll be watching you!
If you wanna keep your 'family jewels.'
You had better obey all of my rules!
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( Tom's Thoughts: )
How did I get myself into this mess?
Thinking with the " wrong head," I guess?
Married life's definitely not for me;
she'll drive me batty, eventually.
``
'Fore that preacher comes in, I'm gonna split.
I was born to be free, don't need this shit!~
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Dumped her at the alter !!, another enjoyable chuckle, thank you Thad
Hii ya Tobani!! 👋 😺
Thank you,
Yes he left her at
the alter my friend! 😜
Vowed that he'd never
fall in love again! 🤩
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You are very welcome
Just as well. Cats are not known for their fidelity. Another fun read my friend
Hii ya Soren!! 👋 😺
Thank you my friend
I agree!! 😊
Yup, cats are not known
for their fidelity! 😳
Great a hearing from ya!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Oh lol, good write T.
Hii ya Orchidee!! 👋 🐹🐹😺
Oh lol, thank you bro! 😀
Keep a smiling!! 😁
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Excellent write Thad, best regards
Howdy Tony!! 😺 🤠
Thank you kind sir!! ☺️
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome Thad, best regards
That sounds like a real CATastrophe! LOL! I Guess Tom was a real scaredy cat! LOL! This made me laugh tons! 🤣
Howdy Tristan!! 👋 😺
Thanks partner! 😊
Yes, a CATastrophy and
Tom was a scary cat too,
soo true!! 😳
Best regards,
great a hearin\' from you! 🤩
Best regards ✌️ Thad
I am sure he was! LOL! I had a cat similar to him, no doubt! You're welcome, my friend!
A truly fun read! Good one, Thad 👍🏻🕊
Howdy Arqios!! 👋 🤠 😺
Thanks my friend! 😊
Keep a smiling!! 😁
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Cheers Thad👍🏻🕊
Fine write Thad.
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 👋 😺
Thank you bro!! 😁
Keep a smiling!! 😊
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Funny and nice.
Hii poetess! 🐦
Thank you!! 😊
Keep a smiling!! 😁
Best wishes 🍀🤗 🌺 Thad
why don't i feel sorry for either of them? definitely a fun write - enjoyed it
Hii Nafisa!! 🍵 👋 😺
Thank you poetess!!
Happy you enjoyed!!
Keep a smiling!!! ☺️
Best wishes 🍀🤗🌹 Thad
yes, thanks i did - and thanks for bringing that smile up..
best wishes to you too for many more from your side - happy creativity !
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