Well I was the bluebird of happiness,
but that pussycat's looking for a brawl.
Once more he has destroyed my lovely nest.
I hope that he still has his "prayer shawl"!
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Now I am really pissed obviously.
But I'll rebuild this home of mine again.
This time 'twill be in a much taller tree.
The joke shall be on that comedienne!
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When I get's through with him he'll wish he's dead.
My wrath upon him it shall be severe.
I'll dive bomb him and shite upon his head!
Shan't take no more abuse from him this year!
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Won't ruffle this dudes feathers anymore;
today's payback, I'll even up the score!~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: In Shakespearean Sonnet form!! This is a true story folks, I couldn't make this up! LOL!
- Category: Humor
- Views: 27
- Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange, Mutley Ravishes, Jan bach
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Comments7
And you know what, Thad, I bet that did not teach the cat anything! 🤣 Cats, I tell you! Well done, my friend! This brought a much needed smile to my face! 🌹👏
Howdy Tristan 👋 🐦
Thank you my friend!! 🤠
Happy you enjoyed!! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You are welcome, my friend! Loving your cat poems my friend!
Now that has more umph than the Angry Birds franchise!
Hi Arqios!! 👋 🐦
Thank you bro!! 😁
Haa, that's good to know! 👍
Y'all have a great day!! 😊
Best regards ✌️ Thad
All power to the bluebird, enjoyed the read, Have a great weekend
Hii Tobani!! 👋 🐦
Thank you!! 👍
The bluebird thanks you too!
Keep a smiling! ☺️
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You are very welcome
Good write Thad. lol.
Howdy Orchidee!! 👋 🐦🐹🐹
Thank you my friend!! 🤠
Best regards ✌️ Thad
I remember that scene in a movie where all the patients’ attention was directed to The Blue Bird of Happiness!
Hii ya Mutley! 👋 🐦
Thank you! 😊
I remember that scene too!! 😳
Y'all have a great
weekend my friend!!! 😀
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Revenge is a dish best eaten cold Thad.
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 👋 😺
Thank you!! 😊
I'll hafta remember that!😳👍
Y'all have a great Saturday!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Really funny - but clever too . Gave the sentiment of your feelings.
Made me laugh out loud.
Jan Bach
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