Wise Man Say (1).
Wise Man Say.
Don't drive with windows.
Open in pouring rain.
It slows you down.
Wise Man Say.
Don't dive in the.
Deep end.
That's where the.
Sharks swim.
Wise Man Say.
Don't have an affair.
With your neighbour’s wife.
Then you cannot.
Borrow the drill.
Wise Man Say.
Don't give the headache tablets.
To your wife.
They cure the pain.
Not the cause.
Wise Man Say.
If you want a.
Cup of tea.
Wait till the commercial break.
Then ask.
Wise Man Say.
When bending over.
Check you are not.
Standing on the cliffs.
Edge first.
Tobani Jan 2025
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Author:
Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun for the weekend, hoping you have a lovely weekend.
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Comments9
So awesome and funny
Thank you for your feedback, very much appreciated
I can always use the humor and well put indeed. The title led me to expect an Elvis song but I was not disapointed I felt like I had a six course dinner at a chineese restaurant. Enjoyed it.
Thank you for your feedback, have a great weekend
Having this as a poster on a feature wall would be awesome! 🙏🏻👍🏻🕊
That`s a great idea, have a good weekend
Wise indeed. Well done. Love it, Tobani! 🌹👏
Thank you for your feedback, have a great weekend
You too, my friend!
Nice poem, made me smile, enjoyed the read
We all need a smile sometimes, take care
Thanks, have a good day
This fun and lots of wisdom here. Excellent
Thank you, have a great weekend
Nothing like a bit of hearty good sense to set off the weekend in style! This is way too fun and too excellently said. Beautifully rendered in excellent good humor with a waltzing poignancy and great imagery. Thank you for sharing!
Thank you for your lovely feedback, very much appreciated
Fantastic work.
Thank you for your feedback, much appreciated
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