Rock Bottom

Mutley Ravishes

I heard time goes slow

In the infernos

Imagine waking up

In an underground rock

The shock

Might last for an eon

To say nothing of the boredom

And frustration

"I cannot move

Or go on vacation!

The light's gone all dark

And the neighboring rock farts

The smelly b_______!"

  • Author: Mutley Ravishes (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 2nd, 2025 18:37
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • sorenbarrett

    A thought for the reincarnationists and one that I have had before put into a poem. I have to say I have never smelt a rock fart but then I guess you have to be one to know. A great read with a humorous twist at the end

    • Mutley Ravishes

      Gnomes and dwarves
      Oh Lord
      Human, animal, plant
      And mineral
      Kingdoms

      Thanks for dropping by, Soren!

    • Cheeky Missy

      Hahaha. You riot! Is that truly all you recommend we consider?! The quotation in your profile suggests otherwise. Thank you for a bit of hilarity once again!

      • Mutley Ravishes

        Well, I wrote it as warning to myself (and others) about what might be waiting for us if we don't put off that old corrupt man.
        Thanks for dropping by!

      • LP2187

        A great poem with lots of imagery, I enjoyed the read!



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