Verne Burps

Mutley Ravishes

I heard

There's a G.I tract

In the center of the Earth

From which mighty burps

Will be issuing

After over-eating

I was hoping the resulting

Earthquakes

Might shake

Up the surface

But by then I guess it'd be

Too late 

To make

Any difference

  • Author: Mutley Ravishes (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 12th, 2025 18:59
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  • sorenbarrett

    A twist of humor always makes the day better. Fun read

  • Cheeky Missy

    Hahaha you riot.

  • arqios

    I guess that would be so… I can only vouch for the relief that follows a burp🙏🏻🕊

  • teardrop

    Thank you for the smile this morning, a good way to start the day, Love it!

    • Mutley Ravishes

      You're welcome! Thanks for dropping by.



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