Argh!! I must be 22 today
I surely can't be 21 - again!!
I been 21 for about 5 million years
I might even be 23 - that's very old!
Yes, some young people worry
About reaching age 30 even!
But you know Goldfinch and me
We're both about 10 million years old, so we say
We've lost count of our birthdays
We met dinosaurs in person
Lived through the Ice Age, Stone Age, etc
And were at Hastings in 1066 in person
We were the first ones on the Moon
Not those in 1969
Cos we had already been there for ages
Now - 21 again - how many times over?!
There's a 'zettabyte' - 10 to the power of 21.
10 followed by 21 zeros (in the UK anyway)
That's probably how old us two are
LOL.
I gotta sing the video to myself
Don't listen to me screeching
Put those earplugs in!
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: I'm even older now! Boo hoo! lol.
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Happy unbirthday… we are counting backwards now… so enjoy the ride! 🙏🏻🕊
Thanks A. lol.
You’re welcome birthday boy! 🙏🏻🕊
Nice And Silly Orchidee
Thank you R. lol.
And here I thought that the big bang was a party popper at your first birthday. A fun read my friend.
Thank you SB. lol.
.......................................... Congratulations 😎🍕🐭👍
Thanking you muchly N.
Lol. Good stuff.
Thanks T.
Many Happy returns Orchi, blimey I've said that millions of times in our lives.
Andy
Thanks Gold. Yes, millions of times.
There must be something to that reincarmnation.
Thank you. Are you always age 2781? lol.
My two best years.
Happy birthday Orchi. Hope you had a splendid one. Are you a Pisces? If so, you are in good company. Enjoyed the humour.
Thank you Cassie. Nope, I nip in at the end of Aquarius.
Well. Happy Birthday no matter what age you may be. And thanks for the read and smile.
Thank you T. lol.
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