Why So Horrid?

Fido asks me - 

Why you so horrid to KP

After all, you married her?!

But you forget, Fido

The day she asked me, she poured me a drink - or ten

And she hid the water that I would add to it

I got tipsy and said 'I do'

Cos I thought she said:

'Do you want me to jump off a cliff?' Doh!

But why you feed her horrid stuff? asks Fido

Sewage, Maggot Pie, left-overs from a week ago

And those slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails

That little boys are supposed to be made of?

But it's gotta be done

Else she gets even bigger than her boots

Though she's becoming more trout-like

I say to her:' You're look more trouty every day, dear'

But she still spends my money on more botox

She's just off out now

For her 6,735th treatment

Fido's happy though

He and I have roast dinners

While I give her the dog food

And she sleeps in the kennel!

You bounder, you cad, you.... they reply! 

KP says to me

'You think more of that dog than you do of me'

I reply: 'Always!'

LOL