Fido asks me -
Why you so horrid to KP
After all, you married her?!
But you forget, Fido
The day she asked me, she poured me a drink - or ten
And she hid the water that I would add to it
I got tipsy and said 'I do'
Cos I thought she said:
'Do you want me to jump off a cliff?' Doh!
But why you feed her horrid stuff? asks Fido
Sewage, Maggot Pie, left-overs from a week ago
And those slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails
That little boys are supposed to be made of?
But it's gotta be done
Else she gets even bigger than her boots
Though she's becoming more trout-like
I say to her:' You're look more trouty every day, dear'
But she still spends my money on more botox
She's just off out now
For her 6,735th treatment
Fido's happy though
He and I have roast dinners
While I give her the dog food
And she sleeps in the kennel!
You bounder, you cad, you.... they reply!
KP says to me
'You think more of that dog than you do of me'
I reply: 'Always!'
LOL
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Mad adventures of Orchi No. 8473 - or summat like that. I've lost count! lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
Another interesting episode in the chapter of Orchi. Hope that you don't run low on garbage. If you do I have plenty to give you, I'll dig it out of my old poems.
Oops, thanks SB. lol.
Let’s see, £100 x 6,375 would be a tidy sum… but guessing it surely had cost more than that… mmm… you are a gallant knight.
Thanks A. lol.
I've kinda missed catching up with you and KP! Another fun one, Orchi! 🌹🤣
Thank you T. Ohhh, join the merry madness! lol.
🤣
Love it
Thanks Tony.
You're welcome
I did warn you but like all my advice you ignored it once more.
Thanks Gold. lol.
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