Fartology

Mutley Ravishes

If I don't let go

Of farts

The toxic build up

Will be the start

Of my demise

So, it's no surprise

That ancient teachers

Preached

Let go if you truly

Want to live Imaginatively

Free of your own smelly

Toxicity

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  • Tristan Robert Lange

    Well...some wisdom goes without saying! 🤣 This made me laugh...hard...my friend! Well done! 🌹👏

  • Poetic Licence

    Something's are better out in the open then within, enjoyed the read

  • sorenbarrett

    Now that was a gas. A fun read to start the day.

  • arqios

    Better out than in! 🙏🏻🕊

  • Cheeky Missy

    Yes, that settles it: you are a riot.

    • Mutley Ravishes

      I couldn’t resist! Then I imagined reading it out at some serious poetry reading night.

      • Cheeky Missy

        That'd be absolutely TOPS, especially if you could pull a few in the process.



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