Hey - wot you doin' on 'ere?
I hope you're human
Or did a robot click that box:
'Verify you are human'?
Oh I dunno half the time
Who is human?
What is the definition of a mortal human being?
KP's not human, of course
Well, only 5%
She's 95% botox! heehee.
Now lookie here -
Since when were poets human?!
LOL
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: March 19th, 2025 15:26
- Comment from author about the poem: You still human? Maybe not! Oohh!
- Category: Humor
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- Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange, GenXer Shamrocker ☘️
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I'm 60% water Orchi. Hey you started posting latter in the day thought I had missed you. This is an AI response
Thank you AI, erm SB. How you get on 'ere then? lol. Yes, sometimes post not every day, and maybe different times of day.
lol. Great stuff.
Thank you T. lol.
Since I wrote my first words 3,954,278,861 years ago Orchi.
Andy
Thank you Gold. We been human that long? lol.
Life becomes so robotic sometimes it makes you feel unhuman, enjoyed the read
Thank you PL.
You are very welcome
Excellent write
Thank you T.
You're welcome
Love this, Orchi. Made me smile. Verify you are a human, tick all the boxes with traffic lights!! 🙂
Thank you T.
LOL! Wait...Deja Vu! I appreciate the preview I got to this in the comments yesterday! Indeed, who is human? A certain musky Elon seems to be glitching in real time, as SNL keeps spoofing on, but for real! LOL! Am I even human? I am not sure anymore! I live so much in a digital space anymore! Are we evolving/morphing into hybrid creatures. 😂 Sigh. I suppose we're all just in the Matrix! So, in that case, "Follow the White Bunny". (I do hope you get that reference 🤣) Great, though-provoking, and humorous write, Orchi!!! 👏🌹
Thank you T. lol. I\'m morphing into a guinea pig. Gotta yell it out, cos some think they are rats, mice, voles, whatever, in my pic - GUINEA PIGS RULE OK!!! lol.
NEVER LET THE OTHER VERMIN bring you down to their level! Kinda weird yell-type the first half only to just softly type the second! 🤣 But it felt good to stand in solidarity with my guinea pig friends! You are most welcome, my friend!
HeeHee.
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lol. makes me wonder what i am
Thanks N. lol.
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