Lost at Tesco

I swear you seem familiar, I’ve seen similar,

I swear I’ve seen you,

Before, sometime,

You’re a door, hello door,

Welcome back

Oh my gosh, there are so many,

Can’t keep steady,

Freddy staying ready

Losing peace,

I’m losing peace,

Take a walk towards the shop,

Get a drink, before you leave

So I walk, it’s not that far,

But I can’t retreat

Somehow I’m lost,

Can’t find the bloody exit

Look at all the half price sales,

I buy them to obey them

There’s a missing youngster,

Wearing dark, now there’s your news

She’s somehow lost at Tesco,

But she’s mother loving hard to lose

I just passed the tills,

The freaking tills!

I can’t even find a bathroom

Hello door, there’s a door,

Oh my gosh, is that an exit?

It’s not an exit,

It’s a room to… oh my Lord!

I will find,

I’ll get out with time

Walk towards the front,

And ask a nice worker,

Avoid the scary man

Who works in the reception

Jesus, I’m trapped here,

I might as well move in here

Maybe I can get a discount,

Some money off my petrol

I should have gone to the Co-Op,

Or maybe I should have waited,

But at least the price of waiting is cheaper here than anyone I’ve dated

Just stand still,

If it moves you will

Alert the forest edge, that a gorilla just escaped,

But why is he wearing clothes?

Oh wait…

It’s a man…

I can’t escape,

No, I can’t navigate

You need a map and bag,

You need the expertise,

For I can’t see beyond

That god-damn sign, what’s it say?

Oh, “All that’s here is free!”

Wait until I get out!

…That’s if I get out,

I swear I’ll break down the door

I won’t curse,

I’ll say worse,

I’ll say something that’s envisioned,

That’s to be decided -

But it will be harsh

‘Cause understandably I am,

Insert an immersive emotion…

But now I’m a mother loving threat

Oh my god, I didn’t even make it through the front door!