Adventures of Mary and Harry (3).
Harry asked Mary to tidy the garden.
She said sorry I beg your pardon.
Harry said can you tidy it just a bit.
Marry thought what a cheeky git.
She washed, scrubbed and lathered.
Pruned, haircut and trimmed.
When they went to bed in the evening.
Harry saw Mary was covered in plasters.
Tobani Feb 2025.
Mary had promised Harry some passionate hot sex.
Harry was so excited and wanted to do his very best.
Harry took some pills of his brand-new medication.
Harry never took any time to follow the instructions.
After a few minutes, Harry got his desired reaction.
Harry got on the bed and quickly sprang into action.
They went hammer and tongues on the marital bed.
All poor Mary got was sea sickness and a sore head.
Tobani Feb 2025.
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Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (
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Poor Mary she never seems to catch a break. A fun read set in rhyme loved it my friend.
Her luck has to change sometime!!!, thank you for your feedback, very much appreciated
Hahaha I love it. Great write. Thank you for the chuckle!
You are very welcome, thank you for your kind feedback, have a wonderful weekend
Real life can be so much more hilarious than fiction as exemplified in Harry and Mary’s adventures. I’m surmising number 4 is well on its way🙏🏻🕊
Oh yes, thank you for your feedback, very much appreciated
You’re welcome 🙏🏻🕊
This was a fun read.Excellent well done
Thank you for your feedback, very much appreciated
LOL! These were totally fun...and funny! Well done, my friend. Enjoy the weekend. 🌹👏
Thank you and you too
Hahaha! Love this!
Thank you for your feedback, enjoy the rest of your day
Good fun words Tobani, it is not quite the same with my Mary, LOL.
Andy
I am to hear that, enjoy the rest of your day
It that what they call "banging"?
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I'm sure it was Harry with a Weak- End.
Very good, look forward to the Film Version.
Thank you for your feedback, have a great week
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