Adventures of Mary and Harry (3)

Poetic Licence

Adventures of Mary and Harry (3).

 

Harry asked Mary to tidy the garden.

She said sorry I beg your pardon.

Harry said can you tidy it just a bit.

Marry thought what a cheeky git.

She washed, scrubbed and lathered.

Pruned, haircut and trimmed.

When they went to bed in the evening.

Harry saw Mary was covered in plasters.

 

Tobani Feb 2025.

 

Mary had promised Harry some passionate hot sex.

Harry was so excited and wanted to do his very best.

Harry took some pills of his brand-new medication.

Harry never took any time to follow the instructions.

After a few minutes, Harry got his desired reaction.

Harry got on the bed and quickly sprang into action.

They went hammer and tongues on the marital bed.

All poor Mary got was sea sickness and a sore head.

 

Tobani Feb 2025.

  • Author: Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 12th, 2025 01:54
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun, have a great weekend.
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 71
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  • sorenbarrett

    Poor Mary she never seems to catch a break. A fun read set in rhyme loved it my friend.

    • Poetic Licence

      Her luck has to change sometime!!!, thank you for your feedback, very much appreciated

    • teardrop

      Hahaha I love it. Great write. Thank you for the chuckle!

      • Poetic Licence

        You are very welcome, thank you for your kind feedback, have a wonderful weekend

      • arqios

        Real life can be so much more hilarious than fiction as exemplified in Harry and Mary’s adventures. I’m surmising number 4 is well on its wayπŸ™πŸ»πŸ•Š

        • Poetic Licence

          Oh yes, thank you for your feedback, very much appreciated

          • arqios

            You’re welcome πŸ™πŸ»πŸ•Š

          • David Wakeling

            This was a fun read.Excellent well done

            • Poetic Licence

              Thank you for your feedback, very much appreciated

            • Tristan Robert Lange

              LOL! These were totally fun...and funny! Well done, my friend. Enjoy the weekend. πŸŒΉπŸ‘

            • KTay

              Hahaha! Love this!

              • Poetic Licence

                Thank you for your feedback, enjoy the rest of your day

              • Goldfinch60

                Good fun words Tobani, it is not quite the same with my Mary, LOL.

                Andy

                • Poetic Licence

                  I am to hear that, enjoy the rest of your day

                • 2781

                  It that what they call "banging"?

                  • Poetic Licence

                    Thank you for your comment, enjoy the rest of your day

                  • Kevin Hulme

                    I'm sure it was Harry with a Weak- End.
                    Very good, look forward to the Film Version.

                    • Poetic Licence

                      Thank you for your feedback, have a great week

                    • YourUglyBoy

                      This poem was a much more enjoyable reading romp than the poor romp Harry offered... LOL Great poem that added a nice smile added to my morning coffee! πŸ™‚

                      • Poetic Licence

                        Thank you for your kind feedback, very much appreciated, adventure's 4 for harry is out tom, have a lovely weekend

                        • YourUglyBoy

                          I can't wait ... and if I know Harry, neither can he!! Best to you PL!

                          • Poetic Licence

                            You too



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