There will now be a short Intermission.
Our Sales Staff will be in all parts of my Webpage selling: Choc- Ices , Soft drinks and Pop Corn.
My M.P. and I quote: 'Is a diligent Man',
He knows what's gone wrong and he has the right plan.
He'll fight for your Cause and 'Chair' a debate,
Then hope you forget before it's too late.
He has the Newest of Phones, and a Mower for his lawn,
Then puts it all down on the 'Expenses Form'.
All Bandwagons he'll ride , for it makes him look fine,
Knowing deep down inside they are wasting their time.
And when it comes to a Vote in the 'Commons' at Night,
He'll be sat in the Bar getting merrily tight .
When it's Dinner for Two with the Love of his life,
It's Coffee and Liquor; then home to the Wife.
He'll give you a Promise on the Bible with ease,
But Pledges are Structures that collapse with the breeze.
So this is my M.P. ; the choice of the town,
But when ever you need him,
He can never be found.
You can seek him here , you can seek him there;
But in this Borough; Nor Hide Nor Hair.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: April 21st, 2025 15:58
- Comment from author about the poem: Me Cynical?
- Category: Humor
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Comments4
A fun read using cynicism. Nicely done.
Thank you, Glad you liked it.
Tremendous work, my friend.
Thank you. And for reading .
Funny you should mention that; Election here in two weeks - I must vote one to six for a motley crew...
Yes , I just Voted in the Council Election.
Elections always remind me of 'The Silly Party ' on Monty Python.
Thanks for your Comment and Reading.
At least in the UK you have the chance to vote for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party and their ilk or not at all. Here in Oz we are forced to vote (fines apply for non compliance) for, with honourable exceptions, a bunch of politicians (that word defines it all)………
Not cynical at all! Quite realistic to the facts, actually🙏🏻🕊
To Realistic in fact.
Thanks for Reading.
Most welcome 🕊🙏🏻
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