Now lookie here
Maybe I'm not human
Maybe I am half guinea-pig
Cos it seems to be taking longer
To verify I am human
Before I even get on 'ere
To attempt any poems!!
Are you human - or less so?
Does it seem to take you long to get in 'ere?!
Before you even get started
On a poem or a comment?
Well, I treat KP inhumanely
So she must have told 'em
She would never get on this site as a human
Only if it verifies her as an old botox trout! heehee.
Oohh, I'm 'orrible to her! LOL
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Author:
orchidee (
Online) - Published: May 14th, 2025 15:34
- Comment from author about the poem: Are you human?! LOL.
- Category: Humor
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Comments8
Oh Orchi you're human for sure. As for the poems I think you might have run out of Bible verses to create hymns I say you could use the Apocrypha for some new ones. lol Good write Orchi
Thanks SB. Erm, some Apocrypha verse are a bit suspect or dodgy! I've got a separate book of it though.
A human joy for sure🙏🏻🕊 good write O👍🏻
Thank you A.
A very entertaining read, enjoyed
Thank you PL.
You are very welcome
You ask a serious question - never mind the other prevaricating poets here - no way they are going to upset the controllers at MPS....
I sometimes am forced to go round three times to ever obtain entry.
Will return with more detail after I've tested the system one more time.......
More detail:
Sometimes Cloudstrike or whatever won't admit I'm human; other times MPS refuses to admit me and I must repeat the process several times. Occasionally the box at the very bottom "Go to My Poetic Side" will work, however it is a lottery......
Ahh, so you may be half human? Lol.
KP seems like a plastic surgery disaster. Have we all become nightmares of what is human? AI test after test, who knows. Only a GPD knows!
Enjoyable read done there!
Thank you JM. I'm gonna make a site where only GPD's can get in! lol. One has to be half guinea pig to get in.
I’m on board! Nothing like a good ship to be on, especially with our furry friends!
I’ve been surfing this web place. It seems as if poets are using that ChatGBT thingy. Anything to be popular!
Another sideline - or true maybe. A person liked cabbages, and thought a cabbage should lead the Government. So they say 'Cabbages Rule OK!' Then someone said 'They already do!' Doh!
According to AI I am Orchi.
Andy
Thanks you Gold. Phew, that's a relief! lol.
Perhaps you are Jedi, Obi Wan? But that last full stanza made it sound like you went Sith. KP might be General Gial Ackbar. 🤣 I've been asked to prove that I am human, but it has never refused me entry or made me do it several times. That's weird that is happening.
Of course, I just said the dreaded word "never". LOL!
Thank you T. Yes lol, it's letting us in, even though we are in Star Wars (geddit😁? )
🤣
enjoyed the tongue in cheek humor
keep it up
Thank you N. lol.
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