In the name of humanity

orchidee

In the name of humanity...

How does it let me in here, on to this site?

Not that again, says Fido

 

But it has to be said - 

I'm only half-human, ya know

Well, it takes a good few seconds to let me

Maybe it has to double-check - heehee.

 

As I say, old trouts don't get in

So KP never get in! lol.

She might get in one day though

And read my insults and how I rubbish her - heehee

 

Much more of this

And I will start believing myself

That this nonsense is all true!😁

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 19th, 2025 09:19
  • Comment from author about the poem: Oh I dunno - are we all human on here, or what?! LOL.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 30
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  • sorenbarrett

    I don't know Orchi I have been called far less than human. Another fun read. Not being a religious person your hymns provide a nice balance and I enjoy reading them. There are few more human on the site than you. Love the poem Orchi

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB. Aww - but KP says to me: 'Since when were you human?' Or at least - 'when did you treat me humanely?' LOL.

      • sorenbarrett

        She has to be human to be treated humanely LOL

      • Poetic Licence

        Enjoyable bit of fun read, we will never know if we are all human on here, enjoyed the read

      • arqios

        As long as it's true it don't really matter how much of it is nonsense; else that would be non-essence.🙏🏻🕊️

        • orchidee

          Thank you A. lol.

          • arqios

            Most welcome O and F🙏🏻🕊️

            • orchidee

              Oohh, it's all true, says Fido. he knows! lol.

              • arqios

                😁

              • Goldfinch60

                Good fun words Orchi. Where did we come from those millions of years ago when we first met?

                Andy

                • orchidee

                  Thank you Gold. lol. We were among Adam and Eve's sons!

                • Tom Dylan

                  This one made me smile, Orchi. Nicely done.

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks Tom. lol.



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