No Cigars On Amazon

ForeverJesus7

I love my cigars,

but only some,

and where I buy them,

and where they're from.

No place is better,

then the shop itself.

As the scent flows through,

it can't stop itself.

Still... It may be impractical,

or inconvenient,

to walk all the way to the store.

... but I'd rather do that,

than bye it from Amazon,

where the quality,

is made poor.

  • Author: Dion P. Crown (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 28th, 2025 21:45
  • Comment from author about the poem: This was meant to be humorous until I could think of something better. Persistence is key
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 42
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  • BlessedbyGod

    I’ve always loved the smell of cigars

    • ForeverJesus7

      Maybe one day I will let you try one.

      • ForeverJesus7

        I can tell you my favorite type and brand.

        • BlessedbyGod

          Not going to smoke em but live the smell

          • ForeverJesus7

            Alright, my love. At least you enjoy the smell. That's good enough for me.
            I'll let cigars be MY thing.

          • HolesInMyJeans

            Nice

          • Poetic Licence

            Quality is everything, especially in cigar's, enjoyed the read

          • sorenbarrett

            People have traded convenience for quality. Even when the item is the same the pleasure of acquiring it is lost as is the freedom to select the exact one you want from the stock. Also the immediacy of satisfaction without having to wait until tomorrow. Nicely written.

          • rrodriguez

            It is humorous and light to read. But it got me wondering, cigars? Huh, well, we write about so many things. Excellent!

            • ForeverJesus7

              As I said... It is there to read until I post something better. ... but yes... I do like my cigars.

            • RSM0812

              I didn't know Amozon sold cigars
              Lol

              • ForeverJesus7

                I didn't either until I decided to check one day.

                • RSM0812

                  That's hilarious. Maybe I will try one sometime. Lol



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