Do You Ever Wonder?

MendedFences27

Do You Ever Wonder?

 

What Gal Gadot wonders about?

 

Or who Anthony Hopkins has for dinner?

 

If Picasso ever shot a canvasback?

 

If Pollack was a bit of a drip?.

 

Does Van Gogh sound like a truck rental?

 

Can Chow Mein ever be a side dish?

 

If a butterfly, in the wrong place at the wrong time, could destroy the world?

 

If the universe is just an out-of-control fractal?

 

If Herschel should have left well-enough alone?

 

Where Houdini went to escape?

  • Author: MendedFences27 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 5th, 2025 14:22
  • Comment from author about the poem: We need answers to save humanity.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 21
  • Users favorite of this poem: Teddy.15
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  • Poetic Licence

    Nicely crafted entertaining read, enjoyed

  • sorenbarrett

    A fun read that I have no idea to the answers and that is what makes it fun. I do think of such things at times as I imagine most of the readers of this poem do. Its appeal comes from this commonality and how strange it is to think such.

    • MendedFences27

      Thanks, SB. always a pleasure to hear from you. It's nice to know I'm not alone.

    • Alex Arnot

      I love this! Clever writing and some humor that's right up my alley. I can answer one of those questions, chow mein absolutely can be a side dish. Especially with pork chops.

      • MendedFences27

        Thanks, AA. If Chow Mein is a side dish, then it's no longer the main chow.

        • Alex Arnot

          I see, now we need to ask how low mein becomes high mein.

          • MendedFences27

            In response to the question, it would be Hie Mein or merely Fast Food..

          • Goldfinch60

            Good fun write Phil and very true.

            Andy

            • MendedFences27

              Thanks, Andy. Of course it's true, It's poetry.

            • orchidee

              Good write MF. I wonder if people who use a certain shop ever go to the loo? Well, the shop has stopped selling loo rolls! An upper-class store. Maybe they think 'Oh no, not toilets; it's far too common for us to sell 'nasty' toilet rolls.' lol.

            • orchidee

              Also - Do we wonder if anyone in some soap operas on TV ever go out to work? They never seem to DO anything much.

              • MendedFences27

                Thanks, Orch. Those soap opera folk will now have to go out and get their own Loo paper at some low-class shop.

              • Teddy.15

                😂 lol so wonderfully original, chuckle chuckle, this is really fun dear Phil. 🌹

                • MendedFences27

                  Thank you, Teddy. Glad you enjoyed it. Just scraped it from the back of my mind. Always appreciate your comments.

                • Thomas W Case

                  Tremendous work.

                  • MendedFences27

                    Thank you, Thomas. I find being humorous is more difficult than being serious.

                  • NafisaSB

                    none of the above, but do wonder about things which have no answers - as some of the above
                    enjoyed the questions, now will look out for the answers

                    • MendedFences27

                      Thank you, NafisaSB. There are no answers. It's meant to be humor.

                      • NafisaSB

                        enjoyed it..
                        have a good day, and compose and share some more



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