Wishing Good Luck
To The
England Team For The
Final.
Dad’s Jokes for Father’s Day.
I told my son he should not
Listen to losers.
Now he won’t listen to me.
Dentist: Your teeth are stained.
Do you smoke or drink coffee.
Me: I drink it.
My Uncle was crushed by a Piano.
His Funeral was very low key.
My Girlfriend says I’m way too
Condescending.
(That means I speak down to people).
I can’t believe someone broke into my
House and stole all of my fruit.
I am peachless.
There’s this new cryptocurrency
Called Decibel.
It’s a sound investment.
I have a friend who really hates living
In the centre of the USA.
She says she’s in a constant state of
Missouri.
Did you hear about the giant
With Diarrhoea?
It’s all over town.
My co-worker Celsius needed to take
Some time off, so they hired a guy called
Kelvin to cover for him.
He is the new temp.
What dating app do lumberjacks use?
Timber.
I have a fear of overly intricate
Buildings…
I suppose you could say I have
A complex complex complex.
What do the French call it when
Something sad happens on Thursday.
Un tra-jeudi.
I watched a documentary on how
Ships are kept together.
Riveting.
I said to the customer “So, You’d
Like a cheeseburger?
“Yes,” he said. “Well done”
“Thank you”, I said.
I just flew back from a
Transformers convention.
And boy, my arms are tyres.
Happy Father’s Day
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Author:
Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (
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Comments12
These were wonderful. Made me laugh.
Thank you
Thank you for the fun, some made me smile, some made me laugh and some brightened the day.
Thank you
Perls of joy for a rainy morning, PL. Still laughing. Happy Father's Day to you as well
Thank you for your kind feedback, have a lovely weekend
Excellent dad jokes for Father’s Day 🙏🏻🕊
Thank you
Oh, please don't ever stop! I am rolling over here! Dad jokes rock! And these were the cream of the crop! Wonderful job, my friend! 🌹👏
Thank you, enjoy the rest of your day
You too, my friend!
Thank you
Good write PL. LOL. Does anyone laugh at MY jokes? If not, I best laugh at them myself, or else no-one may laugh at them! lol.
Fido says 'Not that old Bill Stickers/Bill Posters joke again Orchi - 'Haven't they found him yet? He's gonna be prosecuted. Why, what's he done?!'
If they us laugh they will make someone else laugh, enjoy the rest of your weekend
These jokes are pure gold, Dad—you've outdone yourself again!
Wishing you a Father's Day filled with laughter and endless puns!"
Thank you for your kind words, very much appreciated
Hello Tobani,
These are hilarious; you should do standup; you would have the audience in stitches. Plenty of ammunition here to try out on my son tomorrow - can't wait!
I trust you are keeping well,
Tony.
Thank you, have a lovely day
Great stuff.
Thank you, enjoy your day
I'm not a dad, but I've managed to laugh - they are quality corn.
Thank you, enjoy your day
Amazing! Haha
Thank you, much appreciated
started a gloomy rainy day with a smile and a chuckle after reading the above - thanks for sharing
You are very welcome, thank you for your feedback, very much appreciated
have a beautiful day
You too, sun is shining all good
great - here too...
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