There will now be a short Intermission.
Our Sales Staff will be in all parts of my Webpage selling: Choc- Ices , Soft drinks and Pop Corn.
She Stands in Beauty like a beloved dream,
The way all grace must surely seem,
And to Stay my all, with a fleeting look,
And has a face like Daffy Duck.
Just a minute that can't be right,
It's not the way I've meant this Plight;
This Poem has taken a wicked turn,
It's not the way my Heart would yearn.
My Muse has gone and so I babble,
Up an Infamous Creek without a Paddle.
This really is the final straw,
For a Muse is what a Love Poems for.
Well ; She's had her Chips and needn't come back,
To leave me writing like a Second Rate Hack,
I'll Ring the 'Agency' for another Muse ,
One totally Loyal and will not abuse.
I need a Girl that's Stationed by,
To help through doubt and much Rely.
Now they've mentioned one, though a little Cheap,
But hopefully Gems of Prose I'll reap,
A Muse where flowered Verse was born,
And then her Spirit this Poem adorn.
But what is this they've sent my way,
A 'Unionised' Muse with Terms to lay:
Hour Long Breaks and 'Work to Rule',
Weekends off and the Festive Yule.
Three Weeks Holiday, Twice a year,
Expenses payed by Muggings here.
Did Byron or Keats have such distress;
A Miss 'Leon Trotsky' in a Frilly dress.
How can I write of a Heart laid bare,
If it's ' Clocking-Off time, and She's not there.
So please be Patient with this Sluggish flow,
Of finished Poems I'd hope to show,
But it's come to this that when I write;
I live in fear of a Muse 'On Strike'.
Oh- Wayward Girl that left me so,
You weren't so bad now this I know,
Please return and grace my Mind,
With glittered Pearls to fill my Rhythm,
Stay with me when Verse begin-
And never Sing a 'Soap- Box Hymn.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
Online)
- Published: June 18th, 2025 19:27
- Comment from author about the poem: Muse trouble again. You just can't get the Staff these days . And that Greek accent sounds a bit suspect.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 1
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