Can ya help me?!
Have ya got any keys?
I'm in this room - all doors seem to be locked
Except the Fire Door
And that says 'Keep this door shut at all times'
Even if there's a fire?!
And there's no windows either
It's KP - she locked me in
For insulting her yet again
I only said to her
'You're looking uglier each day, my dear!' LOL
I will say nice things to her
Maybe she'll let me out
Btu it won't last, of course
If I get out, I'll still be nice to her...
For about 5 seconds more! heehee
Fido says to me
You and KP drive me nutty!
He's the only sane one at home. lol.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: The nuttiness of home-life with us!
- Category: Humor
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Never been locked in before only out. A tough call Orchi but gave me a smile just the same.
Thank you SB. lol. I used them recipe ideas you suggested in poems, for KP. lol.
I'm sure that Green Peace and the environmental Protection Agency will be happy
Great write
Thank you T.
You're welcome
Your relationship with KP is obviously evolving...Neva read that KP hustled you into seclusion before... perhaps the time is right for review and a visit to a marriage counsellor...........
Thank you D. lol.
Funny one indeed! Strangely enough, I just spent round about 4 hours talking to my lady. Annie our dog played interference. She’s holding the keys!
Thank you JM. lol.
Ah, the comic claustrophobia and cheeky regret of it all; this poem dances in the slapstick hallway between sitcom and farce, with just enough shade to make you wonder if the fire door’s not just literal but metaphorical too. 🙏🏻🕊️
Thank you A. lol.
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